Craptions Classics September 01, 2010

Warning: Door does not give a shit

SteveBelmont

Other Craptions

Caution: Automatic doors enjoy the screams of groin-trapped humans. Do not taunt automatic doors.

jtklove

The tourist was subsequently crushed when he could not reach his English to Portuguese Dictionary in time.

Discorocks

Just as expected, orange doors are racist against black people.

Dex

"Well, I don't know about you, but this is what MY birth was like..."

Rhymenstein

Insert Human Here.

noreport

Translation: You must be at least this tall to be mauled by the automatic doors.

MattBlack

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to cry."

MoPac_Shakur

Management is not responsible for patrons eaten by doors.

Ducleus

translation: we haven't figured out automatic doors so this might happen

claytone1974

Translation: This is what happened to the last person who entered without first taking off their shoes.

NightOwl26335

Translated from Thai, it reads: "Bangkok this way."

Diasdiem

Train ticket prices are: One arm and a leg.

plinko

WARNING: Pan-dimensional singularity ahead.

HMS_Ford

Soooo... is this the ladies' room?

jtklove
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