Other Craptions

Caution: Automatic doors enjoy the screams of groin-trapped humans. Do not taunt automatic doors.

The tourist was subsequently crushed when he could not reach his English to Portuguese Dictionary in time.

Just as expected, orange doors are racist against black people.

"Well, I don't know about you, but this is what MY birth was like..."

Insert Human Here.

Translation: You must be at least this tall to be mauled by the automatic doors.

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to cry."

Management is not responsible for patrons eaten by doors.

translation: we haven't figured out automatic doors so this might happen

Translation: This is what happened to the last person who entered without first taking off their shoes.

Translated from Thai, it reads: "Bangkok this way."

Train ticket prices are: One arm and a leg.

WARNING: Pan-dimensional singularity ahead.

Soooo... is this the ladies' room?

"All I know is I woke up with a hangover, THIS sign, and fresh stitches in my ass."

It's a Trap!

Using Star Trek doors in submarines turned out to be a bad idea.

Translation: "You Must Be THIS THIN to Enter"

Warning: Squinty-eyed, man-eating orange monsters with vertical mouths reported in this area. Proceed with caution.

Trying to combine gadgets like how the I-touch combined a phone and an Ipod, Microsoft's Vasectomy-Elevator was a predictable disaster.

This just in... ridership on the Monorail down 50%.

no running! high powered lasers operating

Chinese Apartments for rent

available for extra charge... Considerable extra charge.

An early atempt to introduce the concept of Craptions to countries without internet connections.

Dammit... I suck at these Eye Magic pictures....

"Why do foreign signs have to be sooo confusing?!" Sighed Ms. South Carolina.

Mind Your Crack

And now for something completely disturbing...

"Heeeeeeeerrrss Johnny!"

"This is Dick. See Dick run. Run Dick, run! See Dick get crushed. Crushed Dick, crushed!"

"You know honey, let's take a taxi instead".

Warning: Paris Hilton's vagina is straight ahead.

WARNING. May cause unexplained sexual attraction towards walls.

Two doors, one chump.

New Turbo-Doors Security System! Stops burglars in their tracks (literally)!

Warning: wacky neighbors entering at hilariously inopportune times.

Translation: Don't ride elevator

You are THIS close to BACON!

The government of Mexico regretted its decision to have Stephen King design the warning signs for their transit system.

Translation: "This Strip Club is Not Responsible if You Get Your Dick Stuck Between the Doors"

Yea I got some fuckin complaints about you're transportator!

TWO LEGS ENTER; ONE LEG LEAVES.

Turn the sign over for more graphic details.

Door Tooth Removal...You're doing it wrong.

A "Heather Mills"-Crossing sign, in Portugal...

Translation: Hello, I Want to Play a Game.

The Portuguese envisioned the crucifixion a bit differently than the rest of the Western world.

"Pubic hair must not be wider than this to board. Enjoy your stay in Rio de Janeiro"