Craptions Classics August 31, 2010

The Ariel costume is passable...but that's probably the most half-assed Sabastien the Hermit Crab costume I've ever seen.

WhiskeyLicker

Other Craptions

I'm telling you, the BP oilspill had absolutely no effect on the quality of seafood in the area.

Backinblack

Whatever it is, I'm against it.

jtklove

Pictured: a parade. Not pictured: pride.

Backinblack

Like you've never been to a lawyer's funeral.

Backinblack

"Hey, it isn't my fault you weren't more specific with your third wish. You should have asked for sex, not 'a little tail.'"

MoPac_Shakur

With Steve Irwin gone, the marine wildlife is getting uppity again.

Fkelleghan

"Why the fuck do we always draw a crowd!? Get in!"

ThePoop

Schroedinger's Mermaid is neither human nor fish until you open the tailgate.

Fkelleghan

Aquaman's funeral was really weird.

jtklove

An I reading this correctly...Marilyn Manson is dead?

dpollok

Yeah, that's pretty much how I remember Dad's funeral.

HMS_Ford

Some fish have strange - nay, disturbing - spawning rituals.

Mr.Excalibur

I didn't really run out of red paint. I just didn't want to paint the midget all the way to his junk.

Versus

They're on a mission from cod...

Backinblack
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