Craptions Classics August 27, 2010

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He took a Viagra once and it was noon for four fucking hours.

Thomas Calnan

India's cyborg army may look scary at the moment, but rest easy. All it can do right now is answer tech calls for Dell.

Joey_09876

Yes, it's a model 711. What the hell is so funny?

savinator

Danger, Deepak Robinson!

Mothra24

Even beggars have robots taking their jobs!

Versus

Listen Sarvjit, your family is starving. All I'm saying is that you should reconsider you financial priorities.

Mr.Excalibur

Buy a man a fish, feed him for a day. Buy a man a robot, he'll probably try to fuck it.

SoVeryConfused

Cyberdyne is outsourcing to India.

Mr.Excalibur

0100111010011010100101100 for food.

gpalex

Shh! Don't say anything, but I can totally see that guy's clock!

Bemfactor7

Styx is still popular in India.

dpollok

It was just a matter of time until robots made it into the caste system...

Backinblack

Nigerian Star Wars didn't quite capture the essence of C-3P0 and R2D2.

yonks

Sally Struthers is full of shit. This is where your 89 cents per day ends up.

dajesus
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