Other Craptions

Sir Reginald was just as shocked as Nigel and Wes to learn what analingus meant

"We make quite the SPECTACLE, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?"

That's right, fellas, they're making a Justin Bieber movie.

Embalming methods in France are... different.

When "Bohemian Rhapsody" starts playing, even the corrupt Bourgeoisie has to sing along.

This is why I stopped huffing glue on school days.

Fortunately for our sales figures, blind men buy sex dolls too.

What happens in Vegas.. usually stays in these guys' mouths...

Three part harmony just took an evil turn...

The monacle adds a touch of class. (no it doesn't) For the last time, I didn't come here for an argument! (yes you did)

OK, then. So now EVERYBODY has seen 2 Girls 1 Cup?

I say, olde chap, would you care for some oral intercourse?

Life just turned into a Pink Floyd video

It's pretty clear where you're meant to put your dick, but the real question is do you really want to?

This photographer caught a British person impolitely not covering his mouth while he yawned. It will be the last photo of his short career.

Hear no evil... see no evil... blow me clown...

Gesundheit!

...and the sun finally set on the British Empire.

Bad enough to have to hump a lump of plastic without it looking like it's judging you.

The cotton candy machine at this year's carnival was bad enough, but the corn dog maker was a lot worse.

That yawning chasm is just their intelligence speaking...

Imagine the size of the penis that fits in THERE.

Now you guys know how we feel when you LEAVE THE FUCKING SEAT UP!

Yes, we WERE a barbershop quartet... until we ate Bob... Muh-hah-hah-hah-hah!!!

The results from the test audience for the new Twilight movie are in ...

Ok everyone sing along, to the tune of hallelujah: GAAA-RRY BUSEY. Garybusey, Garybusey....

Jeff Dunham's "The Scream"

The GOP on the night of November 4, 2008.

I'm guessing that below this shot, you'd find three paper mache doctors wearing three paper mache laxex gloves.

They are watching you have sex.

"I feel your foot from underneath the bathroom stall."

It's not the dolls that scare me, but the fact thay they are singing a continious Gregorian drone chant.

I'm supposed to piss where?!

The new American Idol judges: Has Been, Blow Hard and The Beaver.

Meanwhile... In Edvard Munchland...

HO-GANNNNN!!!

Honey, explain to me again WHY you bought the complete set of vintage Kaiser Wilhelm urinals on eBay...

British elections are different than in the US, but the electorate still assumes the same position on election day.

Trois Stooges

Ye Olde Adult Store

Blowhemian Rhapsody

Plasticine Trio

The Pittsburgh Pirates were relocated to San Francisco. The Sausage Races have never been the same.

Don't worry Timmy, the carnival will be lots of fu.... OMIGOD! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!? KILL IT!!! KILL IT!!!

We possess the souls of the rich and powerful. Oh, and Colin Mochrie.

Well it's a more believable Covergirl than Ellen Degeneres.

For reasons unknown, these props never made it to the set of Pee Wee's Playhouse...

The 3 Stooges were a VAST improvement on these guys...

La Cage Aux WTF?