Craptions Classics August 25, 2010

FOR THE LAST TIME, HUMANS, HAVE YOU SEEN MY FUCKING KITTY?!

savinator

Other Craptions

You know you've lost street cred when a robot leaves you hangin'.

Versus

Oh jeez, another guy from the Church of Robotology. Don't make eye contact.

Diasdiem

Tired, and very very lonely, the Craptions editor decided to just but up pictures of robots until they stopped paying him.

HappyOstrich

"I DEMAND YOU BUY MAGAZINES SO THAT I MAY WIN A PIZZA PARTY WITH 4 OF MY FRIENDS!"

Joey_09876

"Hello earth-based creatures. Have you ever thought about giving your lives to the Over Lord?"

Julius_Goat

"Just go ahead and call off Cheney, these hippies aren't moving over to the free speech zone 16 blocks over."

Doesntmatter

Lego became self-aware at 2:14am EDT August 29, 1997

bubblebrain

His turn-ons: WD-40, positronic circuits, titanium, and soft porn.

HMS_Ford

Why, yes, I am interested in local theater.

BowToTheBard

"Fist pump action engaged. Friendly interaction established. Initiating selling sequence.... Human would you be interested in..."

ThePoop

Slap on all the armor you want, I can still tell you're a Jawa.

Versus

I see Jehovah Witnesses have gotten a new look.

HMS_Ford

Cykill went into a rage when his "free snowcone coupon" was not honored.

DjRichardReich

"I don't care what it says, I'm still throwing that flyer away when his back is turned."

Robbo719
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