Other Craptions

Mom always said there was no future in terrorizing Japanese school girls, so I got a degree in accounting and here I am.

What kind of weirdo wears sunglasses at the office?

Party in the back, soul-crushing cosmic insanity in the front.

Emperor Palpatine's anti-alien policy was very hard on Darth Asparagus.

The weird part is that he's thinking of a funny craption to post about you.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn? (Have you tried rebooting your computer?)

The Call Center of Cthulhu.

Day 273: No one is yet suspicious of me and my mission to enslave the planet. I think the mullet wig is helping me fit in.

Remember, when you stare into Windows Vista, Windows Vista stares into you.

Dude, we've talked about this before. Tentacles above the table ... all of 'em

"Oh Lolcat, you're so funny...On our planet, you would be burned for ignorance!"

On the internet she's blond, blue-eyed, curvaceous and sexy!

C'thulu Incorporated, where the Elder Gods are at YOUR beck and call! This is F'gtaan, how may I help you?

I've met the troll king of the internet. It was of no surprise to me that his assistant has a mullet.

The "H.P." in H. P. Lovecraft stands for Hewlett Packard. The more you know!

"There is no ARRRRRRRRRRRGHHH!!! in teamwork"

"Yeah, he's a sanity-eating overfiend from the 7th dimension, but he's hitting his sales numbers."

Hi, I'm the eternally sleeping yet crazed destroyer of all existence, and Windows 7 was MY idea!

I think it's GREAT the Republican press office has started hiring humans!

"Hey, Gorgon, you workin' hard or hardly workin'? he he" "You will be the first to die."

He sucks at typing, but he's super absorbent, which is nice.

This week's training is on the dangers of carpal tentacle syndrome.

"Yeah, OK, you're right. Jeremy's definitely dead, not napping."

Yeah, my face oozes tentacles, but at least I don't have a mullet

Lundburgh stopped by to bitch about TPS reports and Chthulu ate him. Mad props, Chthulu.

Looks like you got a computer virus...

Here, Harold has employed the "there's a tentacle monster at my desk" gambit to explain his absence from work.

Gesundheit!

Unmasked Visage Friday

They just outsourced my job to Xanthar-Rigellus 7... that's just fuckin' great...

After a long day of fondling big-eyed women in school uniforms, tentacles like to unwind by taking a good bath, and browsing cuteoverload.com.

"Psst! The boss is coming. Act natural."

"What...what's this! Never Gonna Give You Up!? I SHALL FILL YOUR ORIFICES WITH MALEVOLENCE FOR THIS, STAN!!"

At the Mountains of Paperwork

You're gonna need a bigger cubicle.

funnily enough this guy spends his work days browsing the net looking at regular rape porn

Famous photo of ThePoop in mid-craptioning... I'll sign it for you too. Anyone? Anyone? Awwwww, rats.....

All your Hannah Montana are belong to us!

Another day in the office for H.P. Lovecraft

Mothra24's secret scheme to stop office harassment.

WHAT? You want to speak to my Manager? How 'bout I let you gaze into my Mountains of Madness? Hmm? We'll see who's rude after THAT!

If I could suck myself like that, I'd never leave the office either.

Greg was pleased. The new guy had effectively lifted the title of "Worst Hairstyle in the Office" off his mullet-carrying shoulders.

Here's a picture of me thinking up craption entries... and here's a picture of my green cubicle partner, doing real work... bastard...

Dude, that is one hell of a cold!

"man, he's OK to work with, but for some reason, he just stares at sushi menus all day. I think he's jacking off."

Having skipped lunch, Julius_Goat hungrily eyes his coworker.

Had Mel not been wearing glasses indoors like a tool, then perhaps he would have seen John being sucked dry by the legendary office desk monster.

"Hey ZombieCross -- Don't quit yer day job!"