Other Craptions

"Young human, sensors appear to indicate that it is indeed fun to stay at the YMCA..."

Voltron called it. The field goal was good. Do NOT argue.

One of them was adopted.

We never saw the bullies again after that day.

Nonchalant children just take the epic right out of anything they stand near.

Oh man, look how dorky we were in 5th grade. Jerry, your mom made you wear your poofy vest every day, I had that stupid diamond print shirt, and Megabot, you had to wear that nerdy dental head gear.

Voltron does the best photo bombs.

Voltron loves you this much.

Only in Japa... wait a minute, is that my house???

Who else could get away with not wearing pants and hanging out with kids in the park?

"Alright, ALRIGHT, so your Dad COULD beat-up my Dad in a fight..."

Geesh.... When I was a kid, I was lucky if my parents would by me a freakin' Slinky!!!

In third grade Robotron broke both his ankles, but he let his classmates sign his casts.

TOUCHDOWN!!!

Vandeltron: Teaching kids to keep it real since 1983.

"I HAVE DEFEATED YOUR SLIDE AND SWINGSET, AND NOW NOTHING CAN STAND AGAINST ME!!!"

Damn you kids!! You have stolen my pants for the last time!

"Exiasprip built this when he was locked in the cellar. We're afraid he's gone insane."

"As you can see here, Toshi is the tallest of our children..."

Metsfan's bigger brother has returned to take his place...

"Texans place 'Super Mecha-scarecrow' on Mexican boarder in an attempt to get illegals to think twice."

Sally, if you don't let your brother play on the swings, Mom said to trample you.

You can't buy a child's love. Actually wait, yes you can, that thing is fucking awesome.

You should see what they spraypainted on his ass...

Savinator to the rescue

She looked tasty, so...savinator... No that's not right...

I once had a heart... it was this big.

Metsfan ... NOOOOOOOO!!!

Gravity: The great equalizer

"Why can't we go play at McDonalds like normal people?"

"Yeah, well, our playground defender has rocket-boots!"

Ultrabot takes the news of his wife, Bitchatron's demise rather well.

The Human/DeathMachine Coexistence rally was a great success.

Moments later, Billy's red shirt spooked the giant robot. Trampling ensued.

This picture may seem like a joke, until you realize that both those kids are 20ft tall.

When this thing wants to cut in front of the line for the slide, let it.

"Do not anger Narxus, or I will unleash my pet children on you"

... and this ride tramples your parents if they force you to go home before you're done

Big whoop. I've got a picture of myself standing in front of the GENERAL LEE.

"I... WILL.. FIND YOU EVETTE!!!"

Jim and Stan, illustrating where NOT to stand during a lightning storm.

Paedotronimus Prime... One of the less marketable Transformers...

They don't say Hanes until I SAY they say Hanes!

I am Humongtor, the mighty... Hey waitaminnit! What the hell did you littel bastards write on my shin?!?

That statue needs a pedicure: he's infected with children.

Denver's "Jimmy the Anti-Graffiti Robot" was a complete failure.

I really wish my proctologist would get rid of this statue from in front of his clinic. It doesn’t inspire comfort.

When teams were being picked, Xylotron always got picked first.

Red Bull gives you wings - AND a hexagonal neck.