Other Craptions

With the opium wearing off, Wei found himself with a lot of questions, but no answers.

Life jackets have come a long way since their invention

Obviously a stock photo...

Popped collars, circa 1880

Half an hour later, you'll just want to punish him all over again.

"Listen Lee, if you are going to spy in the ladies bathroom that's fine, but make sure you can get your head out of the hole when they notice you."

"We'll see who's laughing when the flood comes."

Seriously, I just love the way that frames your face.

Try his Kung P.O.W. chicken.

You shouldn't have googled "In my opinion China sucks only a little bit", man.

"This one time, at Chinese labor camp..."

"Good news. You don't have to wear the taco costume anymore. We've changed business platforms... Now we're selling platforms. So welcome to your new costume."

"Imagine the irony! He was hiding under his wanted poster the whole time!"

"Dude, seriously. I'm stuck."

Welcome to Nike's human resources department

"My name also happens to be Tibet, and I wish to be freed..."

The Chinese Inquisition was really pretty laid back compared to its European cousin.

Why is there always a damned photographer around at these moments in out lives?

Excuse me sir, is this the head table?

"Okay, breaks over. Get back to being part of the walkway"

His nickname is "Woody". But not for the reason you're thinking.

The world's first interactive menu

Dentists were really only guessing back then

"But Confuscious said...." "YEAH YEAH YEAH!! Confuscious says a lot of things!"

Much was lost in translation with the Asian version of Tom Sawyer.

When outhouse-curiosity goes awry!

"Yeah, the pay isn't so good, but the important thing is that I'm doing what I love."

The shit has hit the Phan.

Sooooo ... what'd you get your wife for her birthday this time?

I would never wear this collar to a formal affair, OR WOODEN TIE?

Ancient version of Facebook.

Stock options for Chinese workers at Google...

Akira Kurosawa! Dude! You just got plank'd!

It says "Eat at Joes."

"No, it's not the same if you just sit there. This is tax season, and we want people doing their taxes here. Now get up there on the side of the road and dance around."

He tried to come up with a rhyme for Siddartha, but all he could think of was Martha.

All blocked up was Savinator, he wouldn't think of one 'til much much later.

So, give me ThePoop while I sit on the stoop.

We've been doing Chinese fire drills the wrong way all this time.

A wood-collar criminal

"When I said I wanted to be head of the table..."

As it turns out, people doors needed to be different than doggie doors

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boardcanders thinking up his latest yuck. Today's picture's got him stuck

"Will Suffer Humiliation and Despair for Food"

The Chinese love hiding surprises inside things. It was only a matter of time before they had gone too far. We should have stopped them at fortune cookies.

"You think this is bad, you should see where they put the nails!"

Whack-a-Mongol

Back in the days when Chinese menus were still composed of Chinese men.