Craptions Classics August 17, 2010

No, I said meet me in the park to BUY CRACK.

Versus

Other Craptions

He's a pedal-phile

bcanders

He's a little bike curious.

savinator

If that's what the birds over here shit, I'm wearing armor.

Exiasprip

"We've literally thrown everything we got at him, he just won't go down..."

ThePoop

Another three-piece suit ruined by novelty cuff links.

Julius_Goat

It's a schwinn-schwinn situation.

savinator

Just because he's darker, we all assume he's stealing the bikes.

Exiasprip

Like the Venus fly trap, The Portland Bike Goblin lures in its prey with something irresistable before devouring it whole.

RodneyHardman

This is also the park with the infamous Kite-Eating Tree.

Diasdiem

This statue really... Spoke to me...

Rhymenstein

Johnny Goodwell, Inventor of Unicycles was still harassed by bicycle hooligans about the error of his ways even after death and a commemorative statue.

ThePoop

The look of frustration said it all, Ralph was sick of never finding the right sized bike.

ThatguyHere

In dawned on Williams that trading his wife for 2 bicycles left him with no one to go riding with.

Versus

After weighing his options, Julius decided, "Fuck it. I'll just drive."

Mothra24
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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