Other Craptions

The other four Horsemen of the Apocalypse never liked their cousin Ned, but that never stopped him from tagging along.

If you can see my spine the bitch fell off.

"Whoooooooooooo...I am the ghost of the liberal arts degree....heed my warning...do not make the same mistakes I did...."

The Schwinn Reaper

Jim would regret looking into the eyes of Sarah Jessica Parker

"Hopefully this will scare away those damn Jehovah's Witnesses."

What kind of fucked up Mexican holiday is this?

The Nightmare Before Kansas

Ghost Rider looks a lot less intimidating in daylight.

You know what else is awesome? Skin.

Rebel without a pulse

Still cooler than a Segway.

"No, but, officer, I REALLY am an organ donor..."

I didn't know Ashley Olson knew how to ride a motorcycle

The Rapture was a little more .... rural than I expected

Another reaper, searching for more cowbell

The crows must be really bad around here.

Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandfathers of Anarchy

Iron Maiden album covers aren't what they used to be.

Jeb died doing what he loved - riding a rusted out Harley while his girlfriend feigned interest.

As he hopped on his bike, Kevin vowed to prove everyone who called him an "inanimate object" wrong

The new gig to join the Hell's Angels requires new riders to actually go to Hell and come back unscathed.

In a rare moment away from the job, Death tends to his farm.

They went ahead and cast Heath Ledger as the Joker in the next Batman movie, regardless. A contract's a contract.

I've never missed a Rolling Stones farewell tour and I'm sure as hell not missing this one.

Death Takes a Holiday

Uneasy Rider.

The Nightmare Before Harvest.

Harmville

Bad to the bon...No, can't do it.

Flicka thought to herself, "People are weird," and then continued on with her lunch.

I need to lose just five more pounds!

Motorsickle.

Wild Hogs 2: Now They're Even Older.

Horse farts are really corrosive.

They only needed a skeleton crew to work the farm.

Little too late for helmet laws, don't you think?

We'll find a way to put Dennis Hopper in the next Easy Rider.

Let me tell you a story about a man named Jed, who had a lot of time, but had nothing in his head...

The One Sorta Horseman of the Bad Hair Day

A Rigid Frame bike with an equally Rigid Frame rider.

If you can read this, the bitch fell off... not to mention my skin, entrails, muscular system, neurosystem, endochrine system, pulmonary system... yeah, they all fucking fell off!!!

"Dad, my date's here!"

Now THIS is a scarecrow!

The horse is unimpressed with your heavy metal

The bond between man and machinegunbike transcends even death.

Queen of the Bone Age.

Pimp my scarecrow

Listen closely. You can hear the cows laughing.