Craptions Classics August 16, 2010

Prophecies rarely mention the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse: Disappointment.

Bator

Other Craptions

The other four Horsemen of the Apocalypse never liked their cousin Ned, but that never stopped him from tagging along.

bcanders

If you can see my spine the bitch fell off.

Mr.Excalibur

"Whoooooooooooo...I am the ghost of the liberal arts degree....heed my warning...do not make the same mistakes I did...."

Fkelleghan

The Schwinn Reaper

savinator

Jim would regret looking into the eyes of Sarah Jessica Parker

metsfan

"Hopefully this will scare away those damn Jehovah's Witnesses."

Exiasprip

What kind of fucked up Mexican holiday is this?

ThePoop

The Nightmare Before Kansas

Zombiecross

Ghost Rider looks a lot less intimidating in daylight.

GaseousClay

You know what else is awesome? Skin.

gypsy61

Rebel without a pulse

an_outlaw

Still cooler than a Segway.

Fkelleghan

"No, but, officer, I REALLY am an organ donor..."

ThePoop

I didn't know Ashley Olson knew how to ride a motorcycle

Exiasprip
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