Other Craptions

"Please everyone, no flash photography or tennis balls,"

The portraits of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart were not entirely accurate.

Tim Burton presents: Lady and the Tramp

"Eating Your Grandmother" in C Minor

The only band where the accordion player isn't the weird one.

Somewhere else, there's a tuba player licking his balls.

The performance was great until the mailman arrived.

All that better to entertain you with my dear! HAHAHA!

Frankenstein on drums made this a winning combo

Hey goose, can you hold that music a little closer? Closer... Closer....

Let's see Kanye snatch the mike from him.

Twilight the Musical

I knew it. In their off time Narnia's inhabitants fucking jam.

People screamed and fled as the wolf devoured an audience member. Then the wolf screamed and fled when the accordionist began playing.

Dances with Wolves 2: Bringin' Down Broadway

"Raise the woof!"

Which one's Fergie again?

The Big Bad Wolf turn his huffs and puffs toward more artistic, less murderous avenues.

I know what you're all thinking: he isn't going to take constructive criticism that well.

Sure he can play the french horn, but can he sit?

They did the Mash; they did the Monster Mash, followed by a fugue.

Misanthropy? What? No no no. I told you this band was all about hardcore Lycanthropy. No, these guys LIKE people. They eat them after almost every show.

A wolf in chic clothing.

Teen Wolf 3 went straight to video

That IS a nice coat.

It's not weird, yet. Wait for the squid-breasted chorus line.

"Fuck that! How much is THAT puppy in the window?!!"

This is your cat's mind on catnip.

Damn it Lady GaGa, you've still managed to give me a Trom-Boner.

I just don't think these Narnia movies are faithful enough to the books.

Ignoring the goose with the liner notes, the wolf screamed, "Fuck it! We'll do it live!"

Wildlife does some pretty weird stuff when we're not around.

"That's the last time I invite David Lynch to my home!"

When the werewolf hunter arrived, he aimed his gun and shot six silver bullets into the accordionist.

Suddenly gypsy's terrible transformation curse had come true. Bob had turned into an accordian.

Trust me his French Horn skills are much worse than his bite...

"What'ya say after this you let me hump your leg?"

Perhaps German expressionism wasn't the best style choice for the Clinton biopic.

"The Yukon Two" always played for very appreciative audiences, though perhaps this was because they ate those who didn't clap.

...and Jack Griffin on trombone!

this was taken seconds before he killed the concessions stand guy for selling hot-dogs, it was all a huge misunderstanding

Then Scooby Doo appeared on stage, and took of it's mask. Guess the duck was actually not a duck after all.

When will we stop degrading and exploiting the wolf-headed population?

It's obvious that not only do Jim's parents hate birthdays, and Jim, but also children in general, and peaceful nights' sleep.

"No, no, no! The character is supposed to be the Big BAD Wolf, not the Big BAND Wolf!"

You should hear him play 'Bark at the Moon.'

I try to get out to interesting places when I play duckhunt.

This next song I wrote myself, it's called, "The Dog Bone's Connected to the Trombone".

Children of the night! What jazzy music they make!