Other Craptions

You might not like it, but after it rains it kind of grows on you.

Crap, my "check photosynthesis" light just went on.

Don't get too excited about the new "Green Hummer". It's made from the nests of highly endangered birds.

I don't advise using the cigarette lighter.

Ah good! The Canadian military has arrived!

Or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll make everyone late for work.

It runs on a fuel mixture made of compost and a false sense of superiority.

How many miles have you logged?

The perfect car would always have that fresh pine scent

Not even Mother Nature cares about the environment anymore...

Optimus Thyme was the famous Autobot's hippie uncle.

Right now somebody is complaining because you could have crafted a model of a Prius for a tenth of the sticks.

Someone's compensating for a lack of wood

The forest hasn't been the same ever since the squirrels started a mafia.

Stop gloating, hippies. The interior is composed entirely of meat.

"And how old is this vehicle?"..."Well, just check how many rings there are."

Welcome to the first annual Burning Van festival

Is there anything McGuyver CAN'T build?

The Wicker Van

The second little piggy is about to run the Big Bad Wolf the fuck DOWN, yo.

I think it's time to wash your car Gary.

Why is the speedometer is acres?

If you want me to I can whittle it into a Prius

Urban Futility Vehicle

I smell another bailout coming

It's made of good, old-fashioned American stick-to-it-ive-ness.

Its runs on the blood of loggers.

We're pretty sure your pine box derby car uses materials not included in the kit.

Great idea, Professor, but there's not enough wood left to build a bridge. Doh, Gilligan!

The Big Bad Wolf turns to carjacking.

"It will take a while for the resin to secrete and fossilize into amber. But when it does, you'll have the sweetest rims of all."

Transmission is a little weird... I have trouble shifting it from bark into reverse

You guys should just let this "Craption" thing go away. The winners are rarely as funny as later posts. If you do not post immediately you are out of luck, and it looks like first one in wins. I am certain that posters wait all day at work to get in

Hemp my ride!

I just ran over your straw man argument with my straw hummer argument.

This thing is really an impressive hedge against global warming.

TONIGHT'S HEADLINE: Man Rolls Down Window; Punctures Lung

Ford: Found On Road Deciduous.

I drove it, but it was a real pine in the ass.

"GILLIGAN!!"

The witch wanted to be burned in style. So we made her this."

Model-Tree Ford.

They see me photosynthesizin' . . . they hatin'

We should probably pull over and water the engine...

It was a better idea when we were high.

I have to say I'd stick around to see that thing go all Poltergeist on someone.

The new green Chevrolet Blazer had an all too descriptive name.

The wicker man is a transformer!?

It's only natural predator is the beaver