Craptions Classics August 14, 2010

"I can't drive stick."

Exiasprip

Other Craptions

You might not like it, but after it rains it kind of grows on you.

Heythatrhymes

Crap, my "check photosynthesis" light just went on.

savinator

Don't get too excited about the new "Green Hummer". It's made from the nests of highly endangered birds.

Blinker_Fluid

I don't advise using the cigarette lighter.

yungblud21

Ah good! The Canadian military has arrived!

sgt.salt

Or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll make everyone late for work.

twiglet

It runs on a fuel mixture made of compost and a false sense of superiority.

RodneyHardman

How many miles have you logged?

savinator

The perfect car would always have that fresh pine scent

yungblud21

Not even Mother Nature cares about the environment anymore...

Optimus Thyme was the famous Autobot's hippie uncle.

RodneyHardman

Right now somebody is complaining because you could have crafted a model of a Prius for a tenth of the sticks.

Julius_Goat

Someone's compensating for a lack of wood

yungblud21

The forest hasn't been the same ever since the squirrels started a mafia.

Bator
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