Craptions Classics August 11, 2010

Needless to say, the lawn sprinkler's manufacturer issued a massive recall.

Diasdiem

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"Mom , Dad, I'm gay" : an interpretive dance.

Mr.Excalibur

Oh sure, he does it and it's entertainment. I do it and it's arson.

Versus

Dan fucking HATES mosquitos

metsfan

You can tell by the look on his face that the right nipple is gone.

jtklove

"HOLY SHIT DID I JUST CATCH THAT WITH MY FUCKING HANDS!!!"

metsfan

A 5th contestant dies on Japan's hit reality show, "How Long Can You Burn?"

sybo

Red Bull gives you wings...and bad ideas...and third degree burns...

jtklove

Judging by his outfit, this act was not why he was known as "Flaming Wang".

htotheizzo

Well, you have to admit. Our Monday morning meetings are a lot more exciting since we hired Teiko

bcanders

Happy Fun Ball is no match for Flaming Terror Wheel...

Backinblack

The Asian remake of Krull is going to be EPIC.

Versus

Someone in Hollywood is going to see this, buy the rights, and remake it with a caucasian and a couple of sparklers.

jtklove

Cheng immediately regrets his decision to wear paper underwear

metsfan

Possessed by both demonic and cheerleading forces, Lee tries to cheer open a portal to Hell.

Fkelleghan
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