Other Craptions

"Mom , Dad, I'm gay" : an interpretive dance.

Oh sure, he does it and it's entertainment. I do it and it's arson.

Dan fucking HATES mosquitos

You can tell by the look on his face that the right nipple is gone.

"HOLY SHIT DID I JUST CATCH THAT WITH MY FUCKING HANDS!!!"

A 5th contestant dies on Japan's hit reality show, "How Long Can You Burn?"

Red Bull gives you wings...and bad ideas...and third degree burns...

Judging by his outfit, this act was not why he was known as "Flaming Wang".

Well, you have to admit. Our Monday morning meetings are a lot more exciting since we hired Teiko

Happy Fun Ball is no match for Flaming Terror Wheel...

The Asian remake of Krull is going to be EPIC.

Someone in Hollywood is going to see this, buy the rights, and remake it with a caucasian and a couple of sparklers.

Cheng immediately regrets his decision to wear paper underwear

Possessed by both demonic and cheerleading forces, Lee tries to cheer open a portal to Hell.

Awkward moment to get an erection #4684.

People often wonder what a key grip does. Wonder no more.

If you buy our new chest-hair remover, we'll toss in our eye-brow remover, free of charge

It was a bad time for Lee. A bad time for him to see his wife cheating anyways.

I'm really digging these new Pepto Bismol ads.

"FINISH HIM!"

Remember, when you point your flame, there are four flames pointing back at you.

When you need to dry off in a hurry

TAKE THE FUCKING PICTURE. TAKE THE FUCKING PICTURE. TAKE THE FUCKING PICTURE. TAKE THE FUCKING PICTURE. TAKE THE FUCKING PICTURE. TAKE THE FUCKING PICTURE.

These days, I'm not surprised to find out there's a group of artsy circus nazi's making designer swastika's.

Chen soon realized that opening his mouth only gave the fire another place to go.

...NOT NOW, KATO!

It's all fun and games until you reduce yourself to a small pile of ashes...

What the hell did you think was gonna happen when I lit the fuse?

Happy birthday to Yu, happy birthday to Yu...

It doesn't matter if the way you lost your hair was awesome. You're still bald.

When you retire after 50 years of service to Mordor, they give you a wristwatch.

Nice, but will it catch a roadrunner?

And he wondered why all the plants died when he used that hose to water the garden

Which one is clearer: A... or B? A... or B?

I give you ... the Witch-Detector 3000

Nabisco Shredded Fire Wheat Wheels.

The food sucks...but the service? Wow.

What lies in the "Beyond" section of my wife's favorite store.

"Does it burn when you juggle?"

Side effects of Cialis include...

New! From Nabisco! Fire Tits! Now in fun geometric shapes! Your kids will love 'em!

That is the best birth control I have ever seen. Ever.

The new swastika design was 2x cuter, but 4x more deadly

John's lifelong dream was to invent a bigger better ninja star.

"How do you like your Japanese?" "Rare"

"Why didn't I just study math like every other kid in China..."

When Men Cook.

Diapers come standard with the job.

Stay tuned for the half-time show, brought to you by Nabisco Cheese Infested Cougar Tits.