Craptions Classics August 10, 2010

Ah, the good old days, when men were men and women were target practice...

Backinblack

Other Craptions

I went to Ancestry.com, clicked on a leaf... and found out things about my family that make me very uncomfortable.

jtklove

I hate the packaging on these magician's assistants. They're so hard to get out of the box.

GaseousClay

In truth, he was only the Occasionally Adequate Arcaris. One look at his wife's face will tell you that.

Julius_Goat

Unfortunately for his lovely assistant, she weighed as much as a duck.

Diasdiem

"For my next trick, I will have my picture taken and put on a humor website 100 years in the future!" No one believed the Great Arcaris' grand claims

sybo

Divorce used to be a lot less complicated in the Olden Days... *sigh*

Mothra24

"Well if you are NOT a witch then why do I keep missing?"

metsfan

"She is made of harder stuff. Fetch me....THE COMFY CHAIR!!!"

HMS_Ford

If he really was great, Arcaris could afford more than Sharpie written on a piece of notebook paper.

Diasdiem

That's one way to get a woman to wear a tight corset.

savinator

I'd miss too if I had to focus on hips like that.

Bator

This is fun. I am having fun.

HMS_Ford

He tried everything, but she stood by her decision to wait until marriage.

yungblud21

Early Gynecology was not an exact science

pgriffin
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