Other Craptions

This is so historically inaccurate. Vikings never had horns on their helmets.

If you insist on raping maidens in Norway without a condom, you're at high risk for cool AIDS.

Those costumes are pretty crap, but that one guy has made a pretty convincing job being a green pole.

No one expects to get mugged by the Kool-aid man..

"Who among you wishes to drink of the blood of thy enemy? OH YEAH!!!"

There is a punchline here somewhere...

Hrothgar the Fashionable was know for his powerful punch.

There really aren't a lot of good clothing options for plus-sized women.

What's in YOUR pitcher?

Viking Freddy felt uncomfortable when he realized he brought his friend into Crips territory.

Eventually, all of the accumulating interest on their Capitol One Cards would leave the Vikings destitute and broken

Obey your Thorst...

In "The Saga of Bjorn the Elder" we see the first known example of product placement in western literature.

They better come up with a better villain fast or the movie "Thor" is going to suck!

"Face it.... You're lost, and we're thirsty!"

Greenwich Pillage

In this relationship, guess which of these guys is the pitcher!

Ragnarok is approaching! We will begin in Jonestown.

I wonder why this never made it on the Bayeux Tapestry.

Everyone was startled when the viking mysteriously disappeared into the pole.

30 seconds later, the Monastery at Lindisfarne surrendered.

The costumes are historically inaccurate... The Kool Aid man never wore Vans...

Street gangs are getting out of hand.

He was supposed to get a taxi, but you know, taxis don't pick up red guys.

Red Man Walking! red man walking!

Back in the day it was originally called "mead."

Of course he doesn't have to stop and pee. He's got the pitcher if he needs it.

Pictured: Two Vikings and a Berserker.

Why is it that all I hear is the theme song for the Sopranos?

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!! the lamp post of Zorbo...

My Kool-Aid brings the Viking boys to the garage.

It has been officially determined, that ancient drawings of Eric the Red may have been slightly off...

Scientists have finally figured out how Viking Berserkers were able to trigger their their rage.

Thor and Loki were in charge of refreshments for Ragnarok. Unfortunately, they blew their budget on whiskey and whores.

Come with us, Red Man... For it has been foretold that only YOU may break down the walls of Valhalla!

Thor had to hurry - Tony Stark would be arriving soon, and they still haven't found any alcohol to spike the punch.

Years of adding more and more sugar had finally taken it's toll on him. Now he found himself thieving Starbucks while he wasn't following vikings.

I see Congress is back in session.

"... I'll go over this again. We asked you to come as 'Eric the Red', and with that said, we didn't feel the need to specify it was a VIKING costume party."

I think he's gonna spill it, I don't trust him

We don't know who the guy in the middle is . . . but the CIA has pictures of a mysterious figure talking to Jim Jones in 1972 that looks eerily like him.

When I said I was horny and needed to look at some big jugs I didn't mean...

The best friends are the friends that leave your tongue red for hours.

I love Favre-Berry Blast but it keeps repeating on me.

Can we leave you with a free watchtower and motte-and-bailey keep?

In Novgorod, Kingdom of the Rus, punch Vikings YOU!

When Odin depleted his supply of juice boxes, he sent the being of living liquid to aid his son in battle.

WARNING! If you turn your back on a Kool-Aid, you're just begging to be stomped.

After the BP spill, the WTF spill.