Craptions Classics August 08, 2010

"Yeah, Sven thinks he can end the siege. He's bringing in somebody who has experience knocking down walls."

Julius_Goat

Other Craptions

This is so historically inaccurate. Vikings never had horns on their helmets.

HMS_Ford

Those costumes are pretty crap, but that one guy has made a pretty convincing job being a green pole.

Bator

If you insist on raping maidens in Norway without a condom, you're at high risk for cool AIDS.

savinator

No one expects to get mugged by the Kool-aid man..

yungblud21

"Who among you wishes to drink of the blood of thy enemy? OH YEAH!!!"

Kamikaze Phoenix

Hrothgar the Fashionable was know for his powerful punch.

dpollok

There is a punchline here somewhere...

HMS_Ford

There really aren't a lot of good clothing options for plus-sized women.

savinator

What's in YOUR pitcher?

savinator

Eventually, all of the accumulating interest on their Capitol One Cards would leave the Vikings destitute and broken

metsfan

Viking Freddy felt uncomfortable when he realized he brought his friend into Crips territory.

Bator

Obey your Thorst...

bubblebrain

In "The Saga of Bjorn the Elder" we see the first known example of product placement in western literature.

MoPac_Shakur

They better come up with a better villain fast or the movie "Thor" is going to suck!

Shane?
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