Craptions Classics August 07, 2010

Dr. Manhattan's brother Mr. New Jersey always had a bit of a self-esteem problem

tippy2k2

Other Craptions

One may be the loneliest number, but I'm guessing this 2 doesn't get much action, either.

jrkinnard

"You know, with the right clothes and some chiseling here and there, you could look more like a 9, or maybe even a 10!"

Eroubis

Later he found the always sexy number three. Together they multiplied and had some sweet dirty six.

ThePoop

People who live in glass houses shouldn't make weird naked guy ice sculptures.

Diasdiem

For a guy made of ice, you'd think his nipples would be harder.

Diasdiem

I like to number all of my sins against humanity.

puppy528

"You know why you'll never be number one in my book? I've always been able to see right through you."

LilMcGil

James Cameron's "Frosty the Snowman" turned out way too creepy for kids.

dpollok

Bob's midlife crisis is Global warming

Exiasprip

Please let #3 be chocolate....

dpollok

Damn you Cathy, why did you let your ex-boyfriend do the wedding decorations?

Ceveron

Robert, could you please take this magic marker and enumerate discreetly the sad statues? thank you.

B3ND3R

Alas, 2orro strikes again!

Chalirius
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