Craptions Classics August 05, 2010

I'm sure to be the center of attention in my pink hat... awww, what the fuck?!

savinator

Other Craptions

They see me crawlin'. They hatin'.

Mr.Excalibur

Women may run from me, but they can't hide. That is, unless, they hide up a flight of stairs, in which case kudos. But the rest of them shall be mine.

bcanders

Knock over MY sand castle, will they?

Diasdiem

It’s no coincidence that it only seats 1.

Versus

Gentlemen, we've done it. We've found a way to weaponize assholes.

bcanders

You can often tell if a guy has an STD by what he drives. Sometimes, what he drives will tell you which STD it is.

Versus

Spider-Bro, Spider-Bro, Goes wherever his Bro-couch goes. Has some lights to find some beer, but what he means is not quite clear. Look out! Here comes the Spider-Bro!

Kamikaze Phoenix

M.I.T. beach parties are WEIRD...but they have the best weed.

jtklove

What has 8 legs, two thumbs, and no sex?

dpollok

Long pants at the beach? That's ridiculous!

Trexa

We get it, Al Gore, it's a hybrid. Now please go back to not being president.

Backinblack

People walked away in terror...

HMS_Ford

The only known vehicle to run solely on phobias.

yungblud21
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