Craptions Classics August 04, 2010

This is my rifle! This is my gun! This is for fighting! And this is for ERROR: RUN \emotions\fun.exe FOLDER NOT FOUND

Bator

Other Craptions

CITIZEN, YOU SHOULD HAVE COMPLETED YOUR CENSUS FORM

savinator

Terminator: Recession

Stormy Waters

"You may take our system integrated software and artificial intelligence units, but you can never take away OUR FREEDOM!"

ThePoop

Little fucker chased me right to the end of his extension cord.

yungblud21

WWWAAAAAIIITTT YOOOUU DROPPED YOUR FLAAAG, god damnit why do they always run.

twiglet

Rare photo of Dick Cheney in the middle of regenerating his flesh.

Diasdiem

"My only regret is that I have but one RAM module to give for my country"

RodneyHardman

...the Japanese model, on the other hand, is built for sex.

Mr.Excalibur

Go-go gadget patriotism!!!

Backinblack

Terminator? I am hardly acquainted with her basic programming!

Zombiecross

It runs off the blood of the lower class.

ThePoop

Must be the Knights Who Say 0111010001111000100001!

Backinblack

10,000 Skynet jokes later, the machines won.

Kamikaze Phoenix

It took us millenia of evolutionary development to make an artificial intelligence. It only took that intelligence about 4 years to turn into a redneck dumbass, though.

Julius_Goat
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