Other Craptions

Playboy presents: the Girls of Easter Island.

And you haven't even seen the cock blocks.

They'll try just about anything to get Bin Laden out of his cave.

Pubiks Cube...

How the hell am I supposed to fit my round peg into her square hole?

Not pictured: General Custer running in with a full-on erection.

Signs of a cheap camera: It's 12 megapixels, but not on the entire picture.

You can always tell when somebody's got fake boobs.

Even in Legoland, the curtains match the drapes.

The Statue of Puberty makes for an awkward family trip destination.

On her way to a block party!

"Daddy, can we go to Legoland?" "HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO DISTURB DADDY WHEN HE'S PLAYING WITH LEGO"

She carries red blocks with her 5 days of the month.

The lesser known Mt. Bushmore

I'd like to have seen the conversation with the guidance counselor that led to this career choice

"Sure it chaffes up a bit, but she never talks and I've saved a fortune on clothing!"

Strange. That hill wasn't this big before this statue was placed.

Valley of the Lego Dolls.

More and more nearsighted pilots are crashing right into that mountain these days.

When I heard they were doing a movie based on Leisure Suit Larry, I didn't think they'd be basing it solely on the 1984 computer game.

Hopefully, this new Statue of Liberty on the Arizona border would slow down illegal immigration

This is a picture from the future! It shows what Heidi Montag will look like in 3 years.

Does this Duplo make my butt look big?

Well, at least I won't be caught masturbating to THIS craption picture... or will I???

I am a BIG fan of this new religion

Somehow, peyote is responsible for this.

She always new how to taunt Captain Round Cock

It's been 20 years and real life still can't get past the "Custer's Revenge" stage of porn?

In this case her dildo is a real cock-block

I'm not impressed. This girl looks like a real square....ok, series of squares.

Lego misogynist playset comes with everything you see here

Nice box!

Handjobs and blowjobs are clearly out of the question. I guess this makes her a "wife."

Lego my Breasto!

Well, at least now we know where Fabio is buried

I guess no one is immune to the curse of the mullet.

Lego and Porn -- 2 great tastes that go great together?

Etch-e-Sketch Porn never really caught on

Actually, no, this image isn't censored.

I would find a way to make my round thingy fit into her square thingy.

He heard the voice say "If you build it, they will come." He should have asked for a clarifying definition of "come."

Natural Blonde?

"What am I supposed to do with these 2 leftover red pieces?" "Those are the nipples!"

Back in the day when women had very low-resolution.

Hey, come here often? Nice mountains.

Box Canyon.

Mountains gods need porn, too!

Believe me, this will hurt you more than it'll hurt her.

The new Tetris: Worlds game looks awesome!