Craptions Classics August 02, 2010

Swiss Army Wife

ThePoop

Other Craptions

The high priestess of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is officially martyred for her beliefs.

Joey_09876

If you pull up her skirt you'll find the bottle opener.

dpollok

We never should have registered at Bloodbath & Beyond.

savinator

She wore white, but everybody could see that the bride had been forked by pretty much anybody who wanted to.

Julius_Goat

"And do you take Mary to be your beloved wife? Think about it. I mean really take your time, because those are whisks. You don't want to get mixed up with whisks."

yungblud21

"Don't you dare come to my wedding with a stain on your dress ever again."

ThePoop

Canadian brain surgery is not as advanced as in the U.S.

Heythatrhymes

Wow, when I got the wedding invitation and circled "bride" as my dinner choice, I thought it was a mistake...

Backinblack

Bride: The other White Meat

Rhymenstein

Italy's Statue of Liberty paid tribute to both its culinary and "waste management" heritage.

Joey_09876

Nymforkmania ... know the signs

bcanders

"Wait, let's have scissors in her head instead...or better yet, her hands could be scissors. And let's use a guy...Johnny Depp. Also, the movie would be more exciting if she wasn't dead."

Pieter

Well, if you're gonna burn a witch at the stake, you might as well make a picnic of it.

LilMcGil

Pinhead finds a bride.

HMS_Ford
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