Craptions Classics August 02, 2010

Swiss Army Wife

ThePoop

Other Craptions

If you pull up her skirt you'll find the bottle opener.

dpollok

The high priestess of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is officially martyred for her beliefs.

Joey_09876

We never should have registered at Bloodbath & Beyond.

savinator

She wore white, but everybody could see that the bride had been forked by pretty much anybody who wanted to.

Julius_Goat

"And do you take Mary to be your beloved wife? Think about it. I mean really take your time, because those are whisks. You don't want to get mixed up with whisks."

yungblud21

"Don't you dare come to my wedding with a stain on your dress ever again."

ThePoop

Canadian brain surgery is not as advanced as in the U.S.

Heythatrhymes

Wow, when I got the wedding invitation and circled "bride" as my dinner choice, I thought it was a mistake...

Backinblack

Bride: The other White Meat

Rhymenstein

"Wait, let's have scissors in her head instead...or better yet, her hands could be scissors. And let's use a guy...Johnny Depp. Also, the movie would be more exciting if she wasn't dead."

Pieter

Nymforkmania ... know the signs

bcanders

Italy's Statue of Liberty paid tribute to both its culinary and "waste management" heritage.

Joey_09876

She found her Mr. Right through MeatUp.com

savinator

Slim Jim pictured here with his new wife

metsfan
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