Craptions Classics August 01, 2010

Hey, not all Silvers get to surf. Some gotta work for a living.

Ceveron

Other Craptions

"No, I don't know anyone named John Connor. Why do you ask?"

MoPac_Shakur

Bronze people flooded the old neighborhood to do the jobs the silver people wouldn't do.

savinator

This is either illegal or one hell of a Monopoly game.

an_outlaw

Pedro, you IDIOT! I said STEAL workers for our company, not STEEL workers for our company!

Redway

And what do we want from Skynet? BENEFITS! And when do we want it? NOW!

yungblud21

I hate jackasses driving around with their high-beams.

dpollok

Boba Fett eventually had to start selling his trophies. These are hard time for everybody.

yungblud21

"I found a guy on Craigslist who was willing to trade these guys for a rocket."

dpollok

They make their sperm donations at the jewelery store.

ThePoop

Little did the bicyclist know, Medusa was right behind him...

TitoX32

Hey guys? I'm gonna need you to boil down so we can fight some werewolves.

yungblud21

They couldn't find work once their reputations were tarnished.

savinator

And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you metalling kids.

savinator

The irony? They're actually plastic, and made in China.

Zombiecross
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