Craptions Classics July 31, 2010

Micheal Bay's Fiddler on the Roof

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Other Craptions

Tonight on "So you think you can appease the fire gods?"

Ceveron

Every time he hits a sour note, the platform tilts forward by 2 degrees.

Zombiecross

As John learned the hard way, it was water that put out fire, not amazing violin solos

Ceveron

For a bunch of guys who don't even drive cars, the Amish make one bitchin Death Metal show

XerosVeritas

I don't know what girl you're trying to impress, but if this doesn't do the trick, you're pretty much just gonna have to get her drunk.

Zombiecross

Evil Kinevil and Charlie Daniels walk into a bar...

BrakShow

Where the hell are Earth and Wind?

dpollok

Sure, Mrs. Hampstead's teaching methods were a bit unorthodox, but I was the hit of my sixth grade recital, and you can't argue with results.

RodneyHardman

Wait til you see his ukulele solo.

Dex

Let's see...feed the poor, or fork over 20 grand for pyrotechnic violin rigs...

Zombiecross

At least hell is where all the good music is.

Truthiness

Be careful about the DJ you hire for wedding - sometimes, the "deluxe" package is a lot more than you're looking for.

Redway

I guess this is what happened when the Devil went down to Georgia

BrakShow
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