Other Craptions

Tonight on "So you think you can appease the fire gods?"

Every time he hits a sour note, the platform tilts forward by 2 degrees.

As John learned the hard way, it was water that put out fire, not amazing violin solos

For a bunch of guys who don't even drive cars, the Amish make one bitchin Death Metal show

I don't know what girl you're trying to impress, but if this doesn't do the trick, you're pretty much just gonna have to get her drunk.

Guitar Nero

Evil Kinevil and Charlie Daniels walk into a bar...

Where the hell are Earth and Wind?

Sure, Mrs. Hampstead's teaching methods were a bit unorthodox, but I was the hit of my sixth grade recital, and you can't argue with results.

Wait til you see his ukulele solo.

Let's see...feed the poor, or fork over 20 grand for pyrotechnic violin rigs...

At least hell is where all the good music is.

Be careful about the DJ you hire for wedding - sometimes, the "deluxe" package is a lot more than you're looking for.

I guess this is what happened when the Devil went down to Georgia

This isn't how you win the Golden Fiddle.

Level 2 of Super Mario Rock Band is a bitch.

The upvote/downvote button controls the hydraulic lift. You know what to do.

his last words "trust me guys, this is gonna look so cool!"

Wouldn't it be great if this is what happens when someone's caught lip synching?

It took quite a while for Ned to realize the other members of the band had been engulfed in flames.

Gratuitous violins

"There's only one spot open in my orchestra, so we're gonna have... tryouts."

Fiddler on a Hot Tin Roof

"Freebird!"

"Nice one guys.....who the hell put flint on my bow?"

The smash Broadway hit, "Flame".

You can tell, the rest of the band puts him on a pedestal

Dante's missing manuscripts told of a Tenth Level just outside of Cleveland.

Stop screaming, you're ruining my favorite song!

He's just warming up.

I am... FIDDLOR!!!! ha haha haaaaaaahHHHH!

Lights ... Camera ... Lawsuit!

Welcome to Hell, gentiles.

We're doing this... for the environment.

Elsewhere, someone is playing the banjo at a Rammstein concert.

American Gladiators are off-stage firing tennis balls at at this dude. Let's see if he can finish his solo!

Menu in a Cannibal restaurant: Today's special: "Roast Fiddler Kebab with Vertigo Sauce"

All I'll be in a minute and a half is dust in the wiiiiind...

"We got Pointdexter on the violin and Louis and Gilbert will be joining in. Just when you thought you've seen it all.. along comes a Lambda four feet tall."

"If that song isn't 'Through Fire and Flames', you will be."

There is such a thing as playing Carmina Burana TOO well.

I bet you he's playing Classical Gas

Sure, it's more barbaric than MOST tuners on the market, but your students will make DAMN sure that they take care of their instruments... ...and think of the tourist trade.

They misunderstood when he asked for high platform SHOES.

Sometimes, "more fire" isn't for the best.

Frankie says STOP DROP AND ROLL!

The fans where all amazed by the pyrotechnics, all 17 of them.

Shhh ... he doesn't realize his violin makes good kindling ...

Did somebody pull his finger?