Sorry Minnesota, we took a vote...
The disguise fooled nobody. Optimus Prime was still deported.
During the war against Canada, the American people were a bit confused as to which country Minnesota is in.
His bumper sticker reads: Gone Fission
Sometimes there's only one way to quit your job.
This land is your land . . . but mostly MY land.
Paris Hilton's move to Minnesota was a well-kept secret, that is, until her new dildo arrived.
Iowa has had enough of your shit.
Not satisfied with the title of "Biggest Dick in Texas", Jeb heads north.
Bob travels to the only place where he can drop an N Bomb without having to look over his shoulder
Minnesota messed with Texas.
I don't know how this is going to stop the oil, but I'll stay and watch.
Hey Arizona, the Mexican border is the other way.
"We aren't in Kansas anymore." "That joke wasn't funny 5 state lines ago."
Now THATS a patriot missile!