Craptions Classics July 30, 2010

Sorry Minnesota, we took a vote...

JM_Brazil

Other Craptions

The disguise fooled nobody. Optimus Prime was still deported.

spectre_vampire

During the war against Canada, the American people were a bit confused as to which country Minnesota is in.

Trexa

His bumper sticker reads: Gone Fission

Rhymenstein

Sometimes there's only one way to quit your job.

yungblud21

This land is your land . . . but mostly MY land.

yonks

Paris Hilton's move to Minnesota was a well-kept secret, that is, until her new dildo arrived.

Versus

Iowa has had enough of your shit.

dpollok

Not satisfied with the title of "Biggest Dick in Texas", Jeb heads north.

Versus

Bob travels to the only place where he can drop an N Bomb without having to look over his shoulder

metsfan

Minnesota messed with Texas.

noreport

I don't know how this is going to stop the oil, but I'll stay and watch.

yungblud21

Hey Arizona, the Mexican border is the other way.

Versus

"We aren't in Kansas anymore." "That joke wasn't funny 5 state lines ago."

Versus

Now THATS a patriot missile!

yungblud21
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