Other Craptions

The disguise fooled nobody. Optimus Prime was still deported.

During the war against Canada, the American people were a bit confused as to which country Minnesota is in.

His bumper sticker reads: Gone Fission

Sometimes there's only one way to quit your job.

This land is your land . . . but mostly MY land.

Paris Hilton's move to Minnesota was a well-kept secret, that is, until her new dildo arrived.

Iowa has had enough of your shit.

Not satisfied with the title of "Biggest Dick in Texas", Jeb heads north.

Bob travels to the only place where he can drop an N Bomb without having to look over his shoulder

Minnesota messed with Texas.

I don't know how this is going to stop the oil, but I'll stay and watch.

Hey Arizona, the Mexican border is the other way.

"We aren't in Kansas anymore." "That joke wasn't funny 5 state lines ago."

Now THATS a patriot missile!

"Hey Jim, you ever feel like you left something important on the roof of your car?" "Like a drink?" "Yeah, whew, it's ok my drink is right here nice and safe"

"Why yes officer, I do know why you pulled me over. Why don't we step around to the back of my truck and discuss it."

Nothing more American than this. Well...except maybe an apple pie sprinkled with guns and made by an illegal immigrant...

More than 40 people died in the tragic "Make Your Own Coors Silver Bullet" contest.

There goes the most patriotic Iranians I've ever seen...

The Green Bay Packers send a 'retirement gift' to Brett Favre.

Jeb would proof, once and for all, that Pam Anderson has a gag reflex.

The Civil War II: The South Strikes Back.

This is a clear representation of a post-apocalyptic dystopia. Or Minnesota.

Minnesota: Land of 10,000 Lakes. Crater Lake isn't one of them... yet.

The Pentagon debuts their own version of ChatRoulette.

Not all Darwin Awards are created equal.

This is Onstar, you seem to have a ridiculous amount of compensation. Are you in need of aid?

Ray's wife was getting harder and harder to please.

I had to trade it in because repacking the parachute at every stop sign was getting to be a pain in the ass.

George W. Bush's Happy Time Diplomacy Fun Truck

I didn't know the Roadrunner lived in Minnesota...

The rocket says "Made in Idaho"...must be a spud missile.

Saddam did have WMD's, we just couldn't find them because he was VERY good at hiding them.

Sure I'll race ya, son. But go easy on me, I only have a one-cylinder *tehehe*

You can mess with Texas, but you don't F*$K with Fargo.

All your lutefisk are belong to us!

You know, where I come from, we have a saying: "If at first you don't succeed, strap a god damn rocket to your pickup." We don't have a high literacy rate where I come from.

Sure, the missile looks kind of plain, but they used all their paint on the truck.

After a unanimous decision, the rest of the states decided to punish Minnesota for acting "too Canadian"

Hot damn!! Toby Keith is on tour again!!!

"What? Fireworks are ILLEGAL in Minnesota?! NOOOOOoooOOO!!!!!"

This is not the kind of guy you'd expect to see pulled over in respect to cellphone laws.

"Special Delivery for a Mr Tony Hayward"

"Take that... All 10,000 lakes!"

This looks like a job for discretion man!

I bet you Slim Pickens is driving that truck

Packers fans have an urgent message for Brett Favre and the Vikings.

Well those damn commies sure ain't gonna bomb themselves!

Jesse Ventura's campaign vehicle arrives just slightly off schedule...