Other Craptions

Topless photos aren't always what they seem...

The tragic consequence of running with scissors.

Paul Bunyan's half brother.

There I was working on the garage, then BAM ... interdimensional portal

His wife's divorce lawyer was quite literal.

His prediction of a lifetime of self-fellatio was realistic, but he was in no position to prove it.

The "Retired George W. Bush" statue was surprisingly accurate, right down to the hole you stick your hand in to make him talk.

At last science has created the perfect man! I'll take the half with the penis and wallet, please.

Not all Transformers can be heroes...

He was half the man he used to be.

Your lucky. My neighbors bury dead hookers in their yard

The mad scientist stopped construction halfway through when he realized he didn't NEED a giant bloodthirsty robot to take over Twin Falls, Idaho.

Do these pants make my ass look fat? Aw never mind, I'll find out for myself.

Lt. Dan Memorial

"You idiot! You can't just throw together a giant Amish! You have to PLAN these things!"

He was a "pants half full" kind of guy.

The Toy Story reboot is going to be awesome.

They sure grow some weird shit in Texas.

Well, if you know a better way to touch your toes, I'm all ears!

The Continuing Adventures of Paul Bunyan: This week, Paul learns how to use a chainsaw.

Okay, okay...maybe my belt was a LITTLE too tight.

He should have worn a belt...

When you bisect a giant, you better be damn sure you finish the job.

How Hunter S. Thompson felt about,let say, 90% of the time...

Toy Story, Part WTF

Caleb didn't know if he was coming or going.

When I said you should lift with your legs, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind.

Bob's Big Boy has also fallen on hard times & has resorted to turning tricks behind a garage.

Rent a husband: Some assembly required.

"You're right Bobby, this is MUCH better than my tree-fort!"

That'll teach you to wear a stupid hat

Curious George? More like Murderous George.

Unfortunately, the police overlooked some obvious signs in John Wayne Gacy's backyard.

Lt. Dan Memorial designed by Forrest Gump

If God gives you lemons, then you should find a new God.

"Has anyone seen my legs? They were about yea long with two feet attached..."

It looked like Dave's days at the Saw Mill were officially over... Good thing he's got workman's comp!

finally an effective way for kids to sneak into over-21 barn dances

Doctor says that's the worse case of being cut in half he's ever seen.

Paul Bunyan picked a fight with Luke Skywalker. It went about how you'd expect.

I told you not to press the belly button, didn't I?

"Im going to need a beer, and a damn good chiropractor..."

Organ donors are never warned.

O the things I'll put outside bedroom windows...

Alfred E. Newman has fallen on some hard times.

Yeah, that's how I felt after my lady made me watch the Twilight movies, too.

"Oi, Copperfield! Come out here. I'd like a word with you."

Cowboy Vs Ninja?... Ninja!

In Hell you always have to piss, but can never unzip your pants! Mwahahaha!!