Craptions Classics July 29, 2010

Trevor suffered from a split personality. One was all heart, the other all dick.

Mothra24

Other Craptions

Topless photos aren't always what they seem...

yungblud21

The tragic consequence of running with scissors.

HMS_Ford

Paul Bunyan's half brother.

hadleydb

There I was working on the garage, then BAM ... interdimensional portal

bcanders

His wife's divorce lawyer was quite literal.

Mothra24

His prediction of a lifetime of self-fellatio was realistic, but he was in no position to prove it.

savinator

The "Retired George W. Bush" statue was surprisingly accurate, right down to the hole you stick your hand in to make him talk.

Versus

At last science has created the perfect man! I'll take the half with the penis and wallet, please.

Mothra24

Not all Transformers can be heroes...

metsfan

He was half the man he used to be.

Versus

Your lucky. My neighbors bury dead hookers in their yard

bcanders

The mad scientist stopped construction halfway through when he realized he didn't NEED a giant bloodthirsty robot to take over Twin Falls, Idaho.

ChaseMitchell

Do these pants make my ass look fat? Aw never mind, I'll find out for myself.

yungblud21

Lt. Dan Memorial

sybo
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