Other Craptions

"Thats right bitches. Just spent the night at the Statue of Libertys house. Smell my finger. "

In Ireland you kiss the Blarney Stone for luck. In Scotland, you kiss this guy's stones. Or else.

Frank: "Did ... did it just move?" Sam: "Hold me"

Sure, he's big, but from this angle it doesn't look like he has much to be smug about.

Gonad the Barbarian.

"We're gonna need a bigger codpiece."

"So, you guys ever been in a Turkish prison?"

Hey Munchkins. You're about to find out what it means to represent the Lollypop Guild.

Ming the Merciless decides to flash Gordon

"That? Oh that's just my package. God gave it, I signed for it."

Jackin' the Beanstalk

Welcome, Puny Tourists, to Golden Showers, Germany!

So, you guys ready? I'm gonna sack the castle

Shit bricks? This guy crapped out a castle.

Other than that, Harvard is a prety prestigious university

Size notwithstanding, you know no one with eye brows like that means well.

No go away, or I shall "taint" you again!

Getting a balls-eye view of statuary is not all it's cracked up to be.

Let's just say Mrs. Quixote was a very, very luck lady.

There once was a man from Quebec, who took out his dick to cause death...

"Mr. Frodo, when Gandalf said we had to throw the Ring into the 'crack of doom' . . . well, Mr. Frodo, I was thinkin' he meant like a cave in a mountain, indeed I was."

"But is he sponge-worthy?"

In Madrid, no one can hear you scream.

"Kneel before me, The God of Macarena!!"

"Hey there big fella, reckon you could get our frisbee off that roof there?"

Judging by the stains on his shirt, I'd say there's an even taller one around there somewhere.

"It says 'Hanes'."

"I see London, I see France..."

Say, you're the guy who raped our window!

The two would be vandals were cock-slapped and sent home.

I'm not telling you again, don't sit on the steeple!

Paul Bunyan loved to teabag tourists

We're gonna need a bigger shrubbery...

Sire, if he farts in our general direction, we're dead meat!

"Boys. Your fathers only got a few more months to live. They found a bulging tumor on my right hand."

I don't know who makes pants that big, but I wanna thank him.

"Gruesome? Check again and you'll see it grew-some more!!"

Meanwhile, at Mr. Worf's Castle...

And for your third wish you want to get stoned? Already then ...

What if we build a large, wooden Shakespeare?

Don't look so shocked Martha, I saw him stick the village idiot in there.

"You know, this place was great until those damn Klingons showed up."

Shakespeare is back... and this time he's pissed!

Dudes! It's cold outside, alright!

No, YOU pull his finger!

In this type of situation, I just fling my poo and run

"I for one welcome our new overlord."

Family Values Man saves the day from two gay guys embracing once again.

The Colossus of both roads...