Craptions Classics July 28, 2010

You are free from your work being my testicles. Go! Live!

yungblud21

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"Thats right bitches. Just spent the night at the Statue of Libertys house. Smell my finger. "

ThePoop

In Ireland you kiss the Blarney Stone for luck. In Scotland, you kiss this guy's stones. Or else.

LilMcGil

Frank: "Did ... did it just move?" Sam: "Hold me"

bcanders

Sure, he's big, but from this angle it doesn't look like he has much to be smug about.

Diasdiem

Gonad the Barbarian.

HMS_Ford

"We're gonna need a bigger codpiece."

HMS_Ford

"So, you guys ever been in a Turkish prison?"

dpollok

Hey Munchkins. You're about to find out what it means to represent the Lollypop Guild.

Julius_Goat

Ming the Merciless decides to flash Gordon

iantendo

"That? Oh that's just my package. God gave it, I signed for it."

HMS_Ford

Jackin' the Beanstalk

savinator

So, you guys ready? I'm gonna sack the castle

yungblud21

Welcome, Puny Tourists, to Golden Showers, Germany!

Mothra24

Shit bricks? This guy crapped out a castle.

Double_L
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