Craptions Classics July 27, 2010

He-who-shall-not-be-laid

philroco

Other Craptions

The milage is ok - 20 miles per puppy. It runs off house cats, too.

bcanders

Sir Lance-Alone.

Mothra24

Part man, part dragon, all still living in his parents' basement.

LilMcGil

you know you've sunk pretty low when an inflatable alien balloon is pointing and laughing at you

justintheduck

Hi, my name is Saint George. I'm 29. Non-smoker. I enjoy jousting, crusades, and I always slay the ladies with that dragon in my pants, if you know what I mean.

RodneyHardman

Public sex isn't always obvious.

yungblud21

Is that a dragon in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?

Backinblack

"It's right behind me, isn't it?"

Versus

"My other car is a unicorn."

Mr.Buddha

Wow, somebody went medieval on that guy's ass.

Julius_Goat

Sure, Lancelot had lost both his feet, but on the plus side, he caught a dragon, so everyone else can suck it.

Versus

SPOILER ALERT! This man will die alone.

HMS_Ford

That look on the Dragon's face means... He's about to drain Sir Lizard...

Rhymenstein

When I was a kid, these guys got the crap beat out of them. Now they have their own bloody parade!

bcanders
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