The milage is ok - 20 miles per puppy. It runs off house cats, too.
Part man, part dragon, all still living in his parents' basement.
you know you've sunk pretty low when an inflatable alien balloon is pointing and laughing at you
Hi, my name is Saint George. I'm 29. Non-smoker. I enjoy jousting, crusades, and I always slay the ladies with that dragon in my pants, if you know what I mean.
Public sex isn't always obvious.
Is that a dragon in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
"It's right behind me, isn't it?"
"My other car is a unicorn."
Wow, somebody went medieval on that guy's ass.
Sure, Lancelot had lost both his feet, but on the plus side, he caught a dragon, so everyone else can suck it.
SPOILER ALERT! This man will die alone.
That look on the Dragon's face means... He's about to drain Sir Lizard...
When I was a kid, these guys got the crap beat out of them. Now they have their own bloody parade!