Other Craptions

The milage is ok - 20 miles per puppy. It runs off house cats, too.

Sir Lance-Alone.

Part man, part dragon, all still living in his parents' basement.

you know you've sunk pretty low when an inflatable alien balloon is pointing and laughing at you

Hi, my name is Saint George. I'm 29. Non-smoker. I enjoy jousting, crusades, and I always slay the ladies with that dragon in my pants, if you know what I mean.

Public sex isn't always obvious.

Is that a dragon in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?

"It's right behind me, isn't it?"

"My other car is a unicorn."

Wow, somebody went medieval on that guy's ass.

Sure, Lancelot had lost both his feet, but on the plus side, he caught a dragon, so everyone else can suck it.

SPOILER ALERT! This man will die alone.

That look on the Dragon's face means... He's about to drain Sir Lizard...

When I was a kid, these guys got the crap beat out of them. Now they have their own bloody parade!

No thanks E Harmony. No thanks.

"And now I shalt return to mine fair Queen. Provided she hath not escaped from mine basement..."

His mother smells of elderberries

He's only ever had sex once, and it was today, in costume, during the march.

His name is Sir Richard, but everyone calls him dick.

Better than Battlefield Earth.

Cue the Python smack.

a Tire-anus-sore-ass Rex...

It's about time England had a St. George's day parade... Huzzah!

I take it he works the knight shift...

Good friends tell you when you're wearing a disguised chastity belt. My friends get cameras.

Tired of women bothering you? Can't stand the inane chatter and sexual come-ons? Don the Dragon Knight Suit and regain your crushing loneliness once more.

Of course it's not like the God of fake accounts is any better.

let me get this straight... you took unpaid vacation for this?

On a quest for ... a woman that will talk to me

Virgin Pride Parade.

Siamese twins never get along when they have different fathers.

You'll never believe this, but he's named his sword. After his mom.

Chivalry is not dead. It is, however, on a heavy dose of lithium and under 24/7 suicide watch.

He took a vow of chastity just to cover his ass.

Next time on, Doctor Who...

Is... is that Zombie-Elvis to the left?

"Puny human! It is useless to flee the wrath of Xxylzinder!"

Bye, Mom! Come back and pick me up at 5!

It gets worse: I heard William Shatner's coming

Last week the renaissance festival,this week comic-con and next week the star trek convention. I am definitely gonna get laid this summer!

Pansy! Bang the empty halves of coconuts! Bang them harder! We must outrun the Jabberwocky and save the residents of Castle Anthrax!

He knew all the swallow answers.

I see the Creationist's re-enactment of the Crusades is about to get underway

THE STREETS WILL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NON-BELIEVERS!!! No, not gonna happen??? Well, what if we all just pee a lot...

You have went outside and entered a modern city. -150 experience points for not hiding your D&D identity.

Chortling Knight, Crying Dragong

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, riding through the street! He dresses like a twit! He ends up lizard shit! Dennis Moore, dum dum, Moore! Dum Dum deet!

After inventing the time machine, Chad would prove to be a much better scientist than historian

pitche la vache!