Other Craptions

The big bad wolf does NOT know who he's fucking with.

How lesbians see men.

The Minotaur's half brother was both less dangerous and for more scary at the same time

"Hello Mr. Goldstein, I'm here for your daugther."

"Hi. I'd like to talk to you about Jesus."

Looks like you can put more than just lipstick on a pig.

And this little piggy caused his parents much shame.

I'll bet this guy's a riot at Bring-your-parent-to-school day

In Chernobyl, you need to wear powerful sunblock for two reasons.

Pork, the other gay meat.

"At last! I'll get photographic evidence of Pig-Foot!" (Please shoot me.)

I'll fucking say when that's all FOLKS!

This is what I get for entering "Hog Cock" into a search engine.

Swine flu: know the symptoms

"No, SERIOUSLY, pig. That'll DO."

Trust me, you don't want to know what he built HIS house out of.

Another ignorant American tries to frighten Muslims

I smell cop

Must... not... make... Deliverance... joke...

Arnold Ziffle, all grown up and living in San Francisco.

It only took Tito seven minutes of this before the Pork Farmers of America paid him $400,000 to switch to a cow mask.

Hey...don't judge him. Everyone needs to beat the Monday Blues somehow.

What really worries me is that he's speaking Hebrew.

Disgruntled employee.

Babe II: Look Who's Caulking

There's a very good reason why most medications say "use as directed".

I'd prefer to think that not all men are swine, however...

Got caulk?

Am I the only one hearing banjos right now?

His demands are... Mud.

"Hey, if you know a better way to get a pig pregnant, I'd like to hear it"

Uh-Oh... Looks like Mel's been drinking again.

Just give him your pearls, ladies... He'll back away if you just give him your pearls...

Evolution takes a wild turn

Unit 17 tries to remain inconspicuous while trailing their target.

Uh, dude. Your caulk is showing.

That is what happens when you play too much farmville.

I suddenly crave ribs with a nice big baked potato.

Oh I get it. Oink if you like caulk.

Why do I always have to be Mr. Pink?

"Who's the Big Bad Wolf NOW?"

Now that's the first time I ever say a pig give a beef injection! Ba-zing!

Simulated Bacon Bits (contains no real meat)

Pig Floyd: The Stall

Overall, the gay Republicans can make delicious pies.

"What does your father do?" "He's a street vendor, offering caulk to anyone who wants it." "I'm sorry I asked."

You can huff and you can puff all you want, Wolfie... now get your sweet buns here and blow THIS house down!!!

When you wear those special glasses that let you see people for who they really are, try not to look at cops.

...but this little pig built his house out of boas, sequins and giltter...