Reggie knew people were making fun of his invention. He could hear them from miles away, laughing at him.
Always use protection when having phone sex, or you might get hearing aids.
You laugh, but he's got full bars on his iphone.
Billy still couldn't hear his father's approval
satellite radio didnt quite catch on at first
You know what he hates the most? Crickets.
"No John, I can't hear anyone's thoughts, but your wife is cheating on you in the other room,"
Before LSD this was the only way to hear colors
Tom couldn't believe his ears. Neither could anyone else.
My grandpa worked as a sink through the depression
On second thought doctor...I think I'd prefer to just be deaf
"We're gonna need a bigger Q-tip."
He received feedback on his new invention immediately
"Oh yeah? Well you're just lucky I didn't bring the super legs I also made, or else I'd run across the state and kick your ass for saying that."
Come get me NOW Mike Tyson!