Craptions Classics July 25, 2010

Reggie knew people were making fun of his invention. He could hear them from miles away, laughing at him.

gnomeenthusiast

Other Craptions

Always use protection when having phone sex, or you might get hearing aids.

its-a-sexytime

You laugh, but he's got full bars on his iphone.

ojro86

Billy still couldn't hear his father's approval

sybo

satellite radio didnt quite catch on at first

jesusfkinchrist

You know what he hates the most? Crickets.

yungblud21

"No John, I can't hear anyone's thoughts, but your wife is cheating on you in the other room,"

FrankSterling

Before LSD this was the only way to hear colors

Barns&Nobles

Tom couldn't believe his ears. Neither could anyone else.

MoPac_Shakur

My grandpa worked as a sink through the depression

sybo

On second thought doctor...I think I'd prefer to just be deaf

BrakShow

"We're gonna need a bigger Q-tip."

Redway

He received feedback on his new invention immediately

Eroubis

"Oh yeah? Well you're just lucky I didn't bring the super legs I also made, or else I'd run across the state and kick your ass for saying that."

MoPac_Shakur

Come get me NOW Mike Tyson!

yungblud21
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