Other Craptions

A concert by the world's greatest conductor

The Life of Benjamin Franklin: A Michael Bay Film

Your move, Daft Punk.

Damn it, Radio Shack! All I wanted was a laser pointer!

30 years later, we finally found the guy who killed Disco

The latest product from Apple, the iSith

Best Gay pride science fair ever.

Edison was mostly jealous over Tesla's parties

This performance art piece is called "Why Won't Girls Let Me Touch Their Breasts?"

Once the Empire collapsed, the Sith fell on hard times

He USED to have band members.

Fuck that. I ain't fencing him.

Resistors are futile

The return of Tesla: As great as Cracked anticipated.

What really goes on inside of Area 51.

I also have a vibrate setting, ladies.

Rock Band 5 is pretty easy until you get to the Boss level.

When Jesus came back the second time, he needed to go to some extra lengths to prove himself.

Resistor? I hardly even know her!

The Amish Antichrist

Jus talkin bout my g-g-g-generator

9 months later, the first cyborg is born

"Star Wars: The Musical" is gonna' suck!

Hey dumbass, take your socks off on the carpet!

With great power comes great responsability and a neon violet suit...

Are you serious?! They let M Night Shayamalan direct "Thor"?! I really hate that guy.

Voltron says, "Fly, be gone!"

Shortly after he suffered a severe case of Tesla elbow.

the USA is trying out kinder, gentler torture

Well, it's better than waterboarding, Mr.President!!

The nightclub took extreme measure against people attempting the Macarena

"MUST. KILL. EDISON!" the creature said as it staggered out the door.

"Fred, your damn kegerator is acting up again!"

That day, everyone in Joey's garage owed a debt of gratitude to Ken and his fuzzy Pooh Bear slippers.

Man, I'm so glad the Japanese are remaking "Name that Tune"!

He always gets charged up when performing in front of a crowd

"...and here we have the electric fence charger from Jurassic Park. As you can see here, it is....uhhoohhhhhhhaaahhhhhhh"

"I'm a Live Wire...."

"Yeah it hurts a bit, but it is totally worth having your neon mask glow for hours afterwards.

That is the last time I go beneath Rhianna's umbrella.

The new Automatic Defibrillators needed a bit of fine tuning to prevent them from zapping coke fiends.

"I refuse to use lint rollers!! HA HA HA!!"

George needed a little help hitting the high notes

Is this now nerds rave?

Why do electric transformers hum? Because they don't know the words.

Bite a wintergreen Lifesaver in the dark and you see a spark. Shove six rolls of wintergreen Lifesavers up your ass, and....WOW!!!

Prince had Purple Rain, but nobody can beat Purple Lightning!

damn, I wish that would happen when I flip some one off

Perhaps if I harness enough electric power I will no longer have to pay child support.