Craptions Classics July 23, 2010

The trap is set... everyone silently waits for Charlie Sheen to appear...

Backinblack

Other Craptions

Comic book conventions make it a big deal when a girl shows up

sybo

Best. Piñata. Ever.

Dr.Jaguar

"Higher!" she exclaimed, "I want to see how proud my parents are!"

metsfan

What a coincidence, I too am well hung

metsfan

Nah, I wouldn't date her. I'm not into swingers.

dpollok

And then Cinderella asked, "At midnight my gown turns into a what?"

bcanders

Strangely enough, she went home pregnant.

yungblud21

That sound you hear is the sound of young boys' testicles dropping in a 5-block radius

bcanders

Belgium hasn't quite nailed down what pinatas are really about.

dpollok

The Slingshot to Heaven succeeds because it fails. It couldn't throw you into the clouds as advertised, but you'd die nonetheless from the fall.

Versus

If it brings down the crime rate, I'm certainly in favor of Public Extreme Wedgie-ing.

Versus

I think I'd like to join the 3 meter high club today

yungblud21

Rather than jail time, Linday Lohan was sentenced to public humiliation...

Backinblack

She's a witch!!! She turned me into a newt!!! (I got better.)

Backinblack
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