Other Craptions

Comic book conventions make it a big deal when a girl shows up

Best. Piñata. Ever.

"Higher!" she exclaimed, "I want to see how proud my parents are!"

What a coincidence, I too am well hung

Nah, I wouldn't date her. I'm not into swingers.

And then Cinderella asked, "At midnight my gown turns into a what?"

Strangely enough, she went home pregnant.

That sound you hear is the sound of young boys' testicles dropping in a 5-block radius

Belgium hasn't quite nailed down what pinatas are really about.

The Slingshot to Heaven succeeds because it fails. It couldn't throw you into the clouds as advertised, but you'd die nonetheless from the fall.

If it brings down the crime rate, I'm certainly in favor of Public Extreme Wedgie-ing.

I think I'd like to join the 3 meter high club today

Rather than jail time, Linday Lohan was sentenced to public humiliation...

She's a witch!!! She turned me into a newt!!! (I got better.)

"We can see your strings, Wonder Woman!!"

Everyone felt dirty when the paramedics finally showed up...

I thought we said no strings attached...

20 Helens agree, Helen is an attention whore

Mel Gibson really is taking no chances with his next girlfriend.

Daddy never hugged me.

Stripper Gram at your service.

"...and the bidding starts at 5 goats...5 goats, do I hear 6?...one donkey, whoa, one donkey....do I hear one donkey and a goat?.."

The call her the Perpetual Lotion Machine

Whore Of The Worlds.

She's almost airporn

And that's how I met my STD.

The FBI goes all-out in in it's attempt to catch Roman Polanski.

While the St. Pauli Girl commanded the attention of the citizenry, the German army snuck quietly around back and occupied Belgium once again.

For an extra $20, she'll dismount in your lap.

ten seconds later... missiles shoot out of her nipples and she turns into a giant robot that destroys Tokyo...

Hummerbird

I think we can all agree that we're waiting for lightning.

The Mission became extra Impossible once the team lost the element of surprise.

Civil War re-enactments have gotten much sillier, though to be fair, records from that era are spotty at best.

The line up for this ride is incredibly long. That old guy knows he's not going to make it before his turn.

"Good people of Belgium, fear not! For I am your guardian angel!" Crowd: "Yep. That's about right."

Screw pole dancing!!!

There's no reason you can't make a failed suicide attempt look graceful

Team Sky - with Bradley Wiggins, Juan Antonio Flecha and Geraint Thomas doing their share of work - were to the fore in the hope of launching Edvald Boassen Hagen to a stage win.

BP's latest plan to contain the oil leak involved lowering Paris Hilton's vagina over it... details at 11...

Is it ok to masturbate at the Circus?

The last thing I saw before impact.

Rachel could be described as highly strung...

Harley Quinn: Origins

"Welcome back to... So You Think You Can Bounce!"

Okay, WTF? When the contest opened, the link to the battle wasn't there! ...but then again, I had nothing anyway.

Swinger? I hardly even know her

The Flying None.

It took the US Government 10 years to catch this Russian spy.