Craptions Classics July 22, 2010

Jim tearfully says good bye to his Pet Rock, which had finally grown too large for his apartment and had to be released back into the wild.

metsfan

Other Craptions

"Hello, 911? Yeah, he's gone and got it stuck in a rock this time."

Fkelleghan

"That's ok Pluto... You'll always be FAR more than a planetoid to me..."

Rhymenstein

The Russian "rock, paper scissors" championship gets off to a great start...

bubblebrain

There's a better way to kill ants, but you can't tell Sven anything when he's drunk.

Julius_Goat

"I passed this damn kidney stone, and I am going to KEEP it!"

Mothra24

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.... eventually.

Versus

"Hey, when the Don wants a friggin' Brontosaurus omelet, the Don gets a friggin' Brontosaurus omelet."

yeahme

From that day on, Lance's wife was never able to complain about the pain of childbirth in his presence.

yeahme

Polish hit men watch for their victim to pass by on the street below.

Julius_Goat

Just out of frame, there's another guy fighting a pair of scissors.

Versus

It wasn't pleasant...but he breastfed it until it was old enough to eat solid foods.

Kamikaze Phoenix

Sisyphus finally had a coaching squad, but he still couldn't crest the hill.

LilMcGil

The egg, warmed by Ivan's love, soon hatched. The demon-spider babies ate well that night.

jtklove

How baby pebbles are made...

bubblebrain
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