Other Craptions

"Police Academy 12: I Came, I Saw, Iran" went straight to DVD

Each time they turn around, the fence gets closer

They found our military's one weakness: metal gates.

72 virgins and they're all police officers... that's just fucking great...

Don't worry, it's just my Verizon network…

Fatima, I TOLD you opening a Dunkin' Donuts franchise would be huge success!!!

Scott was back with reinforcements. He was going to get his correct change from those fucking street vendors.

You forgot to cover your wife's hand, Ahmed. Now you must pay the consequences.

"And we would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling S.W.A.T. team."

If video games has taught me anything, it's that we can take them.

"Go ahead and make out. Just pretend we're not even here."

Really. There's like 80 of you and no one saw who stole my head scarf.

Uh ... she did it

Quick, under the blanket and they won't know we're here.

In Mecca, police protest you

Okay, men, we'll let them think we're using Freeze Tag rules for a few more minutes, then we charge.

Yeah, but when your car breaks down there's never one around.

"Oh yeah? Well, we have a warrant for YOUR arrests!"

The two Mujahideen reps were gunned down just before they had a chance to unveil their "We're Sorry for Everything -Let's be Friends!" mural.

No one expects the Spanish Inqui - whoa, where did those guys come from

"Guys! She just said that Shyamalan movie was a bomb! You can tell the explosives squad to back off!"

"And PRESTO! All your rights have magically disappeared!"

Harold and Kumar Get Blown the Fuck Up

"What do you mean, 'Does the carpet match my wife's drapes?' You'll never find out infidel swine!"

No, you can NOT have any of our delicious falafel... now go away before we taunt you again!!!

Yes! We have a permit for our falafel stand!

Downvoters get special treatment...

The Free Hugs movement is predicted to fail in the Middle East.

You mean these are ALL your ex-Boyfriends?

Well what do ya know? TWO wet blankets

The Middle East takes all the fun out of sex...

Democracy. You're doing it wrong.

In Iran it is illegal to fold your laundry outdoors

It's all fun and games until someone loses a hand, or an eye, or a head, or a...

...our next trick is an homage to the great Saddam Hussein....TADAA!!! No weapon's of mass destruction here!!!!

"We're the Color Coordination Strike Force, and we'd like to talk to you."

I was promised that after we unveil this portrait of Mohammed we can get totally stoned!

Quickly Haadiya, show some ankle to distract them!!

"Hi there! We'd like to talk to you about your spiritual welfare!"

The climactic scene from the popular Saudi videogame "Red Dead Jihad"

I don't need to outrun them. I just need to outrun you.

Please tell me you ditched my stash back in Albuquerque...

They are part of what are known as God's Army. Don't worry - not OUR God.

"What do you call a penny you find on the ground? Dirty copper! Get it?... What? Behind me?"

You know what this party needs. More police brutality.

Nevermind guys, stand down. They're not Mexicans after all.

"Gaza deep into their eyes... these are not the Arabs you're looking for..."

I thought we switched to AT and T

Flag-waving isn't just fun, it's a RIOT! (I am sooooo sorry.)