Craptions Classics July 21, 2010

"Uh... you're 18, right?"

Versus

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"Police Academy 12: I Came, I Saw, Iran" went straight to DVD

Backinblack

Each time they turn around, the fence gets closer

Eroubis

They found our military's one weakness: metal gates.

FrankSterling

72 virgins and they're all police officers... that's just fucking great...

Backinblack

Don't worry, it's just my Verizon network€

the[video]boy

Fatima, I TOLD you opening a Dunkin' Donuts franchise would be huge success!!!

Backinblack

Scott was back with reinforcements. He was going to get his correct change from those fucking street vendors.

Fkelleghan

You forgot to cover your wife's hand, Ahmed. Now you must pay the consequences.

ThePoop

"And we would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling S.W.A.T. team."

yeahme

If video games has taught me anything, it's that we can take them.

bcanders

"Go ahead and make out. Just pretend we're not even here."

Versus

Really. There's like 80 of you and no one saw who stole my head scarf.

bcanders

Uh ... she did it

bcanders

Quick, under the blanket and they won't know we're here.

bcanders
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