Craptions Classics July 20, 2010

Not very aerodynamic. That's a lot of drag.

GaseousClay

Other Craptions

Awesome, Johnny Depp has agreed to be in another Tim Burton movie

Ceveron

Boarding will commence from the rear of the plane

savinator

"Sorry, Ms. Lohan, but you're going to have to wear an orange jumpsuit like everyone else."

Versus

I don't want to see the "black box"

sybo

Amelia Earhart didn't die, we just kinda wish she did.

Ceveron

dont stand near her when she pees, its like a sprinkler!

I'd crank that.

Versus

I'm surprised this look never took off.

Ceveron

Always remember one thing: You can move away from family.

yungblud21

Who says the airlines don't appreciate your extra baggage?

dpollok

In case you're wondering, it's quite flammable

Ceveron

Can't you understand? I'm not interested in your payload.

savinator

A bush pilot.

HMS_Ford

Is it a Spitfire or a Swallowfire?

savinator
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