Other Craptions

Awesome, Johnny Depp has agreed to be in another Tim Burton movie

Boarding will commence from the rear of the plane

I don't want to see the "black box"

"Sorry, Ms. Lohan, but you're going to have to wear an orange jumpsuit like everyone else."

dont stand near her when she pees, its like a sprinkler!

Amelia Earhart didn't die, we just kinda wish she did.

I'd crank that.

I'm surprised this look never took off.

Always remember one thing: You can move away from family.

Can't you understand? I'm not interested in your payload.

In case you're wondering, it's quite flammable

Who says the airlines don't appreciate your extra baggage?

A bush pilot.

I didn't like our one night stand at all! I had to wait 45 fucking minutes just to board!

Should we tell her her "fly" is open? Heh heh heh...please kill me now.

I heard there would be a John Waters movie on the plane. I didn't realize it would BE the plane.

Propeller? I barely even know her!

Is it a Spitfire or a Swallowfire?

Oh look, a bi-plane

I hate prop comics

Thank god for the compass or we'd have no idea what his orientation is.

The captain has turned off the no joking sign...

Look, it's a Norwegian Pink... Beautiful plumage!

Apple guarantees this simple sleeve will increase signal strength by 8% on the iPhone 4.

"Well... Not everybody "passes" Clown College, and this, son, is what it looks like..."

Chuck Yeager broke all kinds of barriers, but he's still most famous for the sound one.

The Ministry of Funny Airplanes has a new member.

I have no desire to put a spin on this

Kama-kama-kama-kama-kamakazie chameleon!

Hummerbird.

Rape deterrent has gotten clever these days.

This flight goes both ways.

The last thing I saw before impact.

The Wright Brothers had a sister who they never, ever mentioned to anyone.

Go go gadget birth control!

Southwest Airlines was cutting down on their in flight offerings... Nothing but chopped nuts!

"They're all gonna laugh at you!"

It turned out that Michael Palin was actually the most interesting candidate.

Her biological clock is ticking...and dangerous.

Oh, I get it. He crashes parties.

She's headed Southwest...looks like Arizona is headed for another law.

Topless Gun

If it tries to fly through the South, it may experience some turbulence; of the shotgun and noose variety.

What's the message you're trying to send here? "I steal from Goodwill"?

"Of course you never get laid! Look at your wingman!"

This Fokker here is the reason we aren't all speaking German right now.

Cockpit?

WAVE OFF!! Her flaps aren't down!

Hey, it's laundry day. What else can I say