Craptions Classics July 20, 2010

Not very aerodynamic. That's a lot of drag.

GaseousClay

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Awesome, Johnny Depp has agreed to be in another Tim Burton movie

Ceveron

Boarding will commence from the rear of the plane

savinator

I don't want to see the "black box"

sybo

"Sorry, Ms. Lohan, but you're going to have to wear an orange jumpsuit like everyone else."

Versus

dont stand near her when she pees, its like a sprinkler!

Amelia Earhart didn't die, we just kinda wish she did.

Ceveron

I'd crank that.

Versus

I'm surprised this look never took off.

Ceveron

Always remember one thing: You can move away from family.

yungblud21

Can't you understand? I'm not interested in your payload.

savinator

In case you're wondering, it's quite flammable

Ceveron

Who says the airlines don't appreciate your extra baggage?

dpollok

A bush pilot.

HMS_Ford

I didn't like our one night stand at all! I had to wait 45 fucking minutes just to board!

yungblud21
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