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One homosexual....Two homosexuals....Three homosexuals...Four homosexuals. Five! Five homosexuals! Ah ah ah ah ah!
Somehow I always knew that this was how I was going to die.
Brings a whole new meaning to "Open Sesame"
On second thought, let's not go to Sesame Street... it is a silly place.
After the picture was released, Oscar immediately had to drop out of the Senate Race.
Mr. Rogers performed the ceremony. It was beautiful.
It ain't classy until you ruin my childhood.
For once, I don't wish to see Oscar's 'disappearing crayon' trick.
I'll say one thing for my two Dads. They really knew how to throw a fifth birthday party.
Gay people have the right to dignity! They just...don't always invoke it.
This is a lot less terrifying than clowns.
Look out, Rubber Duckie, it's about to get a lot more crowded in that tub.
No, we don't want to know what the crayon is for.
The umbrella will not protect you from the waves of shame raining down on you.