Other Craptions

One homosexual....Two homosexuals....Three homosexuals...Four homosexuals. Five! Five homosexuals! Ah ah ah ah ah!

Somehow I always knew that this was how I was going to die.

Brings a whole new meaning to "Open Sesame"

On second thought, let's not go to Sesame Street... it is a silly place.

After the picture was released, Oscar immediately had to drop out of the Senate Race.

Mr. Rogers performed the ceremony. It was beautiful.

It ain't classy until you ruin my childhood.

For once, I don't wish to see Oscar's 'disappearing crayon' trick.

I'll say one thing for my two Dads. They really knew how to throw a fifth birthday party.

Gay people have the right to dignity! They just...don't always invoke it.

This is a lot less terrifying than clowns.

Look out, Rubber Duckie, it's about to get a lot more crowded in that tub.

The umbrella will not protect you from the waves of shame raining down on you.

Hey kids, today's gay marriage has been prevented by the number 8!

No, we don't want to know what the crayon is for.

It's not easy being this fabulously green

I had no idea Sesame Street intersects with the Hershey Highway.

Looks like the cookie monster is still in rehab...

"Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood" suddenly seems less creepy by comparison.

Big Bird didn't attend Bert & Ernie's big day for religious reasons.

You know what this rave needs. 3-year olds

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. What happens on Sesame Street gets put on a float and paraded through San Francisco.

It was real cute, until Oscar farted feathers.

"Ok, but I hope it's not another lesson about cooperation..."

Intercourse the muppet!

In the end it didn't work out: Bert couldn't stand Oscar, and Ernie had awful color coordination.

How to establish Sesame Street cred

Whatever you do, don't ask where the brown crayon is.

NOW I see why the rent is so cheap here.

"It was announced today that the Bert and Ernie muppets will no longer be understuffed."

crayon addiction... know the symptoms...

The All New Sesame Street, brought to you in part by a generous donation from The DeGeneres Group.

Whatever you do, don't lick Kermit.

Taken away from you by the letters P-R-O-P & the number 8!

Master and Servant, Master of Puppets, or Masturbation Party? You decide!

Yeah, man. Crazy loophole. We can be closer than 1000 feet, IF there's a fence.

Great, next you're gonna tell me that the Tele Tubbies are ga.... what, they are? Well, at least Barney is straigh... huh? Him too? Well, I know for sure that Sponge Bob and Patrick are manly types... oh, I give up!!!

Suddenly Gary Busey didn't seem so out of place

Be careful WHERE you tickle Elmo!

The ecstasy habit has made him considerably less grouchy, but now all he ever asks about is how to install strobe lights inside a trash can.

I'm deeply disturbed by the blue phallus-like object. Oh, and also by the blue phallus.

Something Evil This Way Comes.

You usually see the fence holding back the pedestrians, but hey, things are different here.

Just have the washer and dryer ready, is all I'm sayin'.

I'll pass on the cookies as well...

Biblical judgement in 3...2...

In an unexpected twist, the Count is a fundamentalist Christian and is down on the sidewalk throwing a FIT.

Brought to you by the letters D, R, U, G and S

You do not want to know what those crayons are going to be used for.