Other Craptions

"Because, at eHarmony, we can find a match for ANYONE... Based on 17 different levels of compatibility!"

The most normal person in this picture is wearing nothing but his underwear, in the middle of a field.

Where do baby clown fish come fro... Oh.

On the next episode of "Deadliest Catch", Edgar Hanson demonstrates his favorite way to catch crabs.

You say mercury poisoning like it's a bad thing...

Cracked, my therapist would like me to thank you for providing him with several more years of steady employment.

This is JUST like that scene from 'Titanic', except it lacks the Celine Dion song... and a few other... details...

Deadliest Snatch

McDonald Inc. used a lot of power and money to keep Ronald's personal life, and especially his children, as a secret for the public.

If you're afraid of water and clowns, then your brain just exploded.

I'm not letting this one get away!

Even at the circus, this sailor new where to get some tail

The "gritty reboot" concept went right over Disney's head.

The Little Mermaid is fucking terrifying in 3D.

This is but a distraction for passers by, while two tonnes of coke are loaded into the red trailer.

Pictured: How Society Erodes From Within.

Okay, so maybe you can't trust the Gordon's fisherman.

I think the Village People only wished they were this gay.

9 months later, Carrot Top was born.

And I thought Stephen King's IT, was a worst case scenario.

"Proud winner of Cracked's 'Worst Porn Ever' - 2008 Photoshop Contest!"

When the "negotiators" arrived, I realised the authorities were not taking me seriously.

We're not clowns, we just run the rides.

OH.. MY.. GOD.... I'm about to spawn.

Who likes fish dicks?

He ordered the fish taco surprise

Cirque Du Soleil was also hit hard by the recession....

Krusty's Clown College has now been prohibited in over 44 states because of its "particular" sex-ed classes.

Send in the clow.... Never mind.

In retrospect, it was a mistake for Insane Clown Posse to "progress".

Looks like someone put some peyote in Popeye's spinach...

Friends don't let friends do this.

By the time of the Revolution, the French nobility just had to go.

From National Geographic's special on the mating habits of clownfish.

I keep misspelling "semen" in my Google searches.

The "Jaws" franchise took a very silly turn.

Someone's gettin' filleted tonight.

Filet 'o' fuck...

McDonald's new Filet-o-fish campaign was disturbing to say the least...

Mom, do you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling?

"This is the Gary Busey Emergency Hotline. Please leave a message stating the nature of the competition who are trying to out-crazy me."

Finding Nemo -- In my pants!

Ethel Merman

Yeah, it's all fun until you end up with clam-ydia.

When you go to a party at the Johnson's place do NOT eat the caviar.

A scene from Disney's "Pounding Nemo"

The Usual Suspects.

"And this is how we taught little Jimmy not to swear"

Extra Extra! Read all about it! Robin Williams uses Daryl Hannah as prophylactic in order to copulate with himself!