Other Craptions

  1. Why do I feel like having this picture on my computer is going to result in the feds smashing through my door
    bcanders
    52 Crack-Ups
  2. It's easy to spot the sex offenders near MY house
    metsfan
    41 Crack-Ups
  3. This is the only playground zone where cars are allowed to speed up
    bcanders
    35 Crack-Ups
  4. "Hey look! I finally found the clitoris!"
    Exiasprip
    29 Crack-Ups
  5. Outside the Beijing Institute for Cunning Linguistics
    savinator
    20 Crack-Ups
  6. I would love to know what problem this fixed
    bcanders
    20 Crack-Ups
  7. hobos refuse to sleep here... it's too creepy.
    theschweitz
    18 Crack-Ups
  8. Get off, kid. I need to bury this.
    sdp0et
    14 Crack-Ups
  9. Cat's got your what?
    bcanders
    13 Crack-Ups
  10. This is MUCH better than the Turtle Pool I had as a child.
    Mr.Excalibur
    12 Crack-Ups
  11. Gary Busey passed away today, crushed by the weight of his liver. Children & small animals rejoiced; they would be safe now.
    LilMcGil
    10 Crack-Ups
  12. The Park of Shame.
    HMS_Ford
    10 Crack-Ups
  13. A memorial to Aukio, Muffy, and Vajayjay.
    HMS_Ford
    10 Crack-Ups
  14. Stop the taxi here, I need to try this shit
    yungblud21
    10 Crack-Ups
  15. Gary Busey's elementary school recess games were enjoyed by all.
    Fkelleghan
    9 Crack-Ups
  16. Slightly more scary than a meteorite... the cryatnite.
    an_outlaw
    9 Crack-Ups
  17. Total Enlightenment not available in all realities. ... only in the Buseyverse.
    Fkelleghan
    9 Crack-Ups
  18. Please be declawed, please be declawed...
    yungblud21
    9 Crack-Ups
  19. Hell if I'll ever understand modern art. Or cats.
    thechrisallen
    9 Crack-Ups
  20. Out of the mouths of babes. Or, in this case...
    savinator
    9 Crack-Ups
  21. James and the Giant....well it's not a peach!
    oyeahitsjosh
    9 Crack-Ups
  22. Mel Gibson really laid one down this time
    Heythatrhymes
    9 Crack-Ups
  23. Note to self: Never, ever stop at this town again.
    HMS_Ford
    9 Crack-Ups
  24. Now I understand why archaeologists can't give definitive answers.
    phosita
    9 Crack-Ups
  25. I didn't see a vagina until I read some of the Craptions. I have not been exposed to the internet enough clearly.
    unamerican
    9 Crack-Ups
  26. The pervert in the van doesn't stand a chance.
    savinator
    9 Crack-Ups
  27. Some time later, this statue was removed for causing 115 car crashes.
    Bator
    9 Crack-Ups
  28. To commemorate Lou and his cat Harvey, crushed by a comically misshaped banana.
    yungblud21
    9 Crack-Ups
  29. Between a rock and a FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!?!??!!
    MARCS
    9 Crack-Ups
  30. It's called "To Catch a Predator"
    jtklove
    9 Crack-Ups
  31. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good Busey at your side, kid.
    Fkelleghan
    9 Crack-Ups
  32. Don't put the pussy on a pedestal!
    savinator
    9 Crack-Ups
  33. They shouldn't play near a Busey intersection
    savinator
    9 Crack-Ups
  34. Look, all I'm saying is, if these big stars didn't want people going through their garbage and saying they're gay, then they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively.
    Fkelleghan
    9 Crack-Ups
  35. that's where I left it! thanks
    1.21jigawatt
    9 Crack-Ups
  36. He's FELINE great! Zing! No? Okay, then, sorry
    oskhen
    9 Crack-Ups
  37. Meet me at the vagina park
    bcanders
    9 Crack-Ups
  38. Wow, I can see Gary Busey's house from here!
    Backinblack
    8 Crack-Ups
  39. Great. Not only do I have the find the little man in the boat, now I have to find a cat too? Sex Ed was not comprehensive enough.
    paranoidpyro
    8 Crack-Ups
  40. Moral of the story: Pay attention to spam for male enhancement!
    savinator
    8 Crack-Ups
  41. Oddly, this is the best place in the whole city to hide dead bodies
    bcanders
    8 Crack-Ups
  42. Who you gonna call... Gary Busey!!!
    Backinblack
    8 Crack-Ups
  43. Rocky Raccoon, equipped with a poon, was cleaning the backside of a child.
    dpollok
    8 Crack-Ups
  44. Miami, FL: Hundreds of people turned out today for the unveiling of a statue memorializing the hardships of Cuban refugee children and their cats.
    mad_monty
    8 Crack-Ups
  45. Pedo-Flypaper: Helping pedophiles since 1965.
    Mothra24
    8 Crack-Ups
  46. Buddy and his pet cat, Holly
    savinator
    8 Crack-Ups
  47. Gary Busey took a cunt, gave a kiddo a real swift punt. When he saw what he had done, he pet that kittie and made it come.
    dpollok
    8 Crack-Ups
  48. Gary Busey tried to take off the covers, but there was someone on top of him
    Heythatrhymes
    8 Crack-Ups
  49. A scene form the upcoming summer blockbuster, Busey and the Beast.
    yungblud21
    8 Crack-Ups