Craptions Classics July 17, 2010

I'll come back when the Pink Ranger is available.

Versus

Other Craptions

Aha! The old "Pedophile disguised as a large toy in the window" trick!

DrTom

Sorry, but my mom already yelled at me for bringing home four ninja-looking turtles I found in the sewer.

Redway

In a mind-blowing twist, the sign refers to the sign itself. The power ranger behind it is totally incidental.

theschweitz

When Lord Zed finally won and retired as a bartender, he didn't knew what to do with his taxidermied enemies.

Bator

"Will fight Japanese-style against Monsters for Food."

Redway

CGI has really made it hard on stunt actors.

Briar_Jumper

Uh, I'd be sure to hang on to THAT receipt...

jrkinnard

Next, on To Catch A Predator: Fanboy Edition...

Versus

His other sign, "Take me to the Prom" didn't work quite well, either.

Redway

Sure....and the next thing we know, our house will be torn to pieces by some squid/lizard hybrid that you have a beef with.

dpollok

"Take off your mask first. I need to make sure you're not Carson Daly."

Exiasprip

Last week's sign was "Give Me Head for Hanukkah"

JimmSolo

Go go Power Ranger! No, seriously, just go.

spectre_vampire

He is cheaper than the grande latte.

dpollok
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