I'll come back when the Pink Ranger is available.
Aha! The old "Pedophile disguised as a large toy in the window" trick!
Sorry, but my mom already yelled at me for bringing home four ninja-looking turtles I found in the sewer.
In a mind-blowing twist, the sign refers to the sign itself. The power ranger behind it is totally incidental.
When Lord Zed finally won and retired as a bartender, he didn't knew what to do with his taxidermied enemies.
"Will fight Japanese-style against Monsters for Food."
CGI has really made it hard on stunt actors.
Uh, I'd be sure to hang on to THAT receipt...
Next, on To Catch A Predator: Fanboy Edition...
His other sign, "Take me to the Prom" didn't work quite well, either.
Sure....and the next thing we know, our house will be torn to pieces by some squid/lizard hybrid that you have a beef with.
"Take off your mask first. I need to make sure you're not Carson Daly."
Last week's sign was "Give Me Head for Hanukkah"
Go go Power Ranger! No, seriously, just go.
He is cheaper than the grande latte.