Other Craptions

Ah, I see the Japanese parliament is taking a quick break

Japan might make a better car, but their Justice League is vastly inferior to America's.

You never see old people in pictures of Japan. They're all inside, crying.

Can you find all 14 ninjas?

"So, what fetish are YOU in line for?"

Japanese brothels have much more variety than their American counterparts. You want to fuck an eggplant? Japan can make it happen.

Soon, everyone will be kung fu fighting.

Makes my French-Canadian culture seem sane and grounded by comparison.

Harry Potter and the "What the Fuck are We Doing in Japan?!"

They were told it was an honor to meet Godzilla, but the part about "making sacrifices" caused mild confusion...

The SciFi Channel: We'll make any movie you give us a script for.

Say what you will, I don't see anyone down there dressed up as a character from Harry Potter or Twilight.

I TOLD YOU SUDOKU WOULD LEAD TO THIS, BUT NO ONE LISTENS ... no one listens

"Nice racism asshole. I'm Korean."

The training exercises line up at the Ninja Assassination Training Facility

In Japan a murder mystery party often ends with phrases like "It was the Eggplant who killed the Power Ranger at the sewage plant with a horse."

The Island of Unwanted Cosplayers

Like you've never been to a funeral in Japan...

In reality, this is a game of "Find the Sausage."

In Japan this style of dress is known as business-casual

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.

"Hey, I'm here for the mass wedding too! Did you find a groom yet?"

Contrary to appearances, this is Japan's most feared street gang.

Thanks for trying to help with the oil leak Japan, but I think we've got it figured out.

Ah! I see my minions have arrived!

Guessing game: Who are Japanese LARPers and who are simply Japanese?

I see the "Friends Of Gamara" meeting has started.

In Japan, victims usually don't have trouble picking their attacker out of a police line up.

Shit happens... to be on that guys head...

"Typical, the Green Ranger pulls protection duty at the Playboy Mansion and I get to babysit this lot of virgins."

Japan's "Day Without Videogames" was a colossal failure.

I'd hate to say this, but this is actually Comic Con Seattle, NOT Japan...

I've heard of wearing one's heart on one's sleeve... but on one's ASS?

The state of North Korea the day after Kim Jong Il discovered LSD

Because... In Japan, everyday is Halloween!

The Matrix is everywhere, Neo.

Cosplay: YOU WILL RESPECT US OR WE WILL CHOKE THE STREETS WITH OUR DEAD!!

...RELEASE THE FURRIES.

Run for the hills! The Sims have been released from virtual reality land!

"Mr. Ed Wood, the cast is here..."

And they all gathered to sing: "Gamara! Gamara! Gamara is really neat! He is filled with turtle meat! We are eating Ga-Ma-Ra!"

Everyone here has a Master's in Astrophysics. How does that make you feel?

I remembered "Audition" as being much more horrifying.

Cue the tentacle monster

Not every Asain child can meet the demands of a Japanese education

And here I am, without my gun.

Well, how would YOU celebrate the release of the "Last Airbender"?

Captain Kirk would know what to do.

Doe! A deer, a female... Wait, that's not a doe! D'OH!