Other Craptions

The Creationist Museum's new exhibit on the Wild West is finally revealed.

When buying a sports car does not sufficiently compensate for your small penis.

I forget, when exactly did MTV stop playing music videos?

Okay, now put in the quarter!

Because bull riding is for pussies.

"I found this picked clean in Rosie O'Donald's trash can...."

Reason 17 the dinosaurs became extinct: Douchebag Rodeo.

"Lookie here, genie, when I said I wanted a 12-inch boner, this isn't what I had in mind."

"Hey kids...I'm here to talk to you about safe sex."

...but the Japanese model is more reliable and gets better gas mileage.

This is one of the four horseman of the apocolypse, and 2012 is going to be really, really funny.

High School Class Reunions are an opportunity to show everyone how much more successful you are than them.

"No, it's not an Imperial Walker, you smart ass!"

Well Bob Barker, I can tell you the price of a washing machine, but I'm a little stumped on this one.

Something tells me he's not a real cowboy.

Jerry knew that even though he went stag, he was going to have the most killer prom picture ever.

Guess which one has the bigger brain

The Alabama High School Biology Club isn't terribly picky about its "science".

Victoria Beckham is looking a little long in the tooth, but David looks great!

Even when Calvin grew up, he couldn't stop "pretending" with Hobbes.

Not pictured: all the kids in the audience who are more interested in their cellphones.

Hey asshole, you're blocking the scoreboard!!!

"I came here to chew bubblegum and ride dinosaurs....and I'm all out of bubblegum."

...and off they rode into the thermo-nuclear sunset...

"So Papa, what exactly happened to Barney, once his show ended?"

Still safer than a Toyota...

Now remember kids... before attempting this make sure its been dead for 65 million years.

The Discovery Channel tries it's hand at reality TV: Dancing with the 'Saurs!

There's a natural history museum somewhere that got a rodeo bull...

People will doubt your badass cowboy act when you've just used a ladder to climb on there.

Bronchosaurus

Dinosaurs are often found under rock. In this case Kid Rock.

Douche bag rodeo...? Wait, isn't that the same as REGULAR rodeo?

Now, as an evil overlord, you need a menacing ride. The Rex-bot tramples children, runs off angel-tears and is a cinch to parallel park.

I always feel like this when I'm meeting women

The Fall lineup on Discovery includes "The Love of Rock with Bret Michaels".

Butch desperately wanted the attention, but what he really needed was a tranquilizer dart and some rest.

A Pale Rider on a Pale Horse drinking Pale Ale from a pail...

No Fester, we shall tickle them with our sense of indifference... now, off to Antares!!!

You know, I just don't recognize Betty White anymore.

Got Peyote?

Since the dawn of time, Man has sought to tame the land, master his environment, and ride totally gnarly hell beasts.

How 5-year olds view archeology

My other car is a nightmarish abomination too...

The Bone Ranger rides again.

George uses his first ever computer

"Carl, if you ask me to play Bon Jovi one more time I will put YOUR ass on that hydraulic lift"

"Rhinestone Cowboy" my ass!!!

What if we built a large, wooden badger?