Or, as Gary Busey would call it, Wednesday...
The Creationist Museum's new exhibit on the Wild West is finally revealed.
When buying a sports car does not sufficiently compensate for your small penis.
I forget, when exactly did MTV stop playing music videos?
Okay, now put in the quarter!
Because bull riding is for pussies.
"I found this picked clean in Rosie O'Donald's trash can...."
Reason 17 the dinosaurs became extinct: Douchebag Rodeo.
"Lookie here, genie, when I said I wanted a 12-inch boner, this isn't what I had in mind."
...but the Japanese model is more reliable and gets better gas mileage.
"Hey kids...I'm here to talk to you about safe sex."
This is one of the four horseman of the apocolypse, and 2012 is going to be really, really funny.
High School Class Reunions are an opportunity to show everyone how much more successful you are than them.
"No, it's not an Imperial Walker, you smart ass!"
Not pictured: all the kids in the audience who are more interested in their cellphones.