Craptions Classics July 14, 2010

Or, as Gary Busey would call it, Wednesday...

Backinblack

Other Craptions

The Creationist Museum's new exhibit on the Wild West is finally revealed.

bcanders

When buying a sports car does not sufficiently compensate for your small penis.

bcanders

I forget, when exactly did MTV stop playing music videos?

FrankSterling

Okay, now put in the quarter!

Diasdiem

Because bull riding is for pussies.

ThePoop

"I found this picked clean in Rosie O'Donald's trash can...."

Lastnamelove

Reason 17 the dinosaurs became extinct: Douchebag Rodeo.

Mothra24

"Lookie here, genie, when I said I wanted a 12-inch boner, this isn't what I had in mind."

LilMcGil

"Hey kids...I'm here to talk to you about safe sex."

noreport

...but the Japanese model is more reliable and gets better gas mileage.

Mr.Excalibur

This is one of the four horseman of the apocolypse, and 2012 is going to be really, really funny.

jtklove

High School Class Reunions are an opportunity to show everyone how much more successful you are than them.

niceminnesota

"No, it's not an Imperial Walker, you smart ass!"

jrkinnard

Well Bob Barker, I can tell you the price of a washing machine, but I'm a little stumped on this one.

ThePoop
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