Other Craptions

Help control the slacker population. Please, spay and neuter your hippies.

Well, if you know a better way to dry babies, why don't you tell us!

This is more or less how my parents told me where babies come from

Theres an abortion joke in here somewhere, but I can't hear it over the fucking music.

This is just like the dream I always have after I donate sperm

Studies have shown that inanimate objects react just like humans when exposed to accordion music.

Everything is going accordion to plan.

The shortage of skilled labor has hit the child care industry the hardest.

Every time someone doesn't give them money, they will hang another baby.

Baby oil is not quite as sexy once you know where it comes from.

Groupies are always too young

Street urchins, now in regular, barbecue and nacho cheese.

"Okay! I'll adopt one! Just stop this horror, for the love of God!"

And now we know stem cells can't grow talent.

Kurt and Courtney: The Busker Years

What works better at making you not want to have sex, the dozens of babies lying around or her face?

Some musicians sell their soul to Satan. Some should.

And-a now.. a-one of our favorites: The Abortion Polka! And a-one and a-two...

A-polka-lypse

Pictured: Everything that doesn't have a soul

These new Converse ads are confusing at best.

Occasionally Chad and Brenda would kill just to illustrate a point.

"You don't understand. You don't choose this life, man. It chooses YOU."

Your move, vuvuzela.

He's singing "Hit my baby one more time."

After they split, Garfunkel decided to take on a more experimental career.

The World Cup was in their reach, and they were denied. The Netherlands will be in mourning for a long, long time.

Nobody understands Beck.

I would have taken the prison term, but that's just me.

I KNEW IT!! Accordions are powered by baby's tears

"Play some Skynyrd, man!"

Sing for the moment! Sing for the Year! Come buy some babies! Buy them all here!

In their case, it was only seven-and-a-half minutes of fame.

The Fourth Circle of Hell.

Things really started to get ugly when she switched to the Jimmy Page double accordion.

Nothing teaches you how to play an instrument better than convincing you a baby dies with every wrong note.

Needs more babies...

Reverse busking: Pay us to stop.

Here's a a modest proposal for you: Ban the Accordion!

Cletus, Juanitus, and many a fetus, stand there to meet us, hoping to beat us and eat us in pitas. Despite diabetes, they shall not defeat us!

Looks like the audience are literally riveted to their seats.

...and Betsie ain't gonna wetsie no more, no more. YEEHAWWW!!!

My god, but her vagina must be sore!

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back...

The Pick Up Artist chooses some of the most difficult locations as a final exam for his classes.

Yep, I still hate Coldplay.

You call it an accordion, I call it a baby killing machine.

Why do our adoption appeals always get denied???

You know you're a bad busker when you need a rack of dead babies to distract the audience from your act.