Craptions Classics July 13, 2010

Gradually, Jeff began to realize that this anti abortion rally was not worth getting laid

explosivo714

Other Craptions

Help control the slacker population. Please, spay and neuter your hippies.

jtklove

Well, if you know a better way to dry babies, why don't you tell us!

bcanders

This is more or less how my parents told me where babies come from

metsfan

Theres an abortion joke in here somewhere, but I can't hear it over the fucking music.

yungblud21

This is just like the dream I always have after I donate sperm

metsfan

Studies have shown that inanimate objects react just like humans when exposed to accordion music.

savinator

Everything is going accordion to plan.

GaseousClay

The shortage of skilled labor has hit the child care industry the hardest.

Fkelleghan

Every time someone doesn't give them money, they will hang another baby.

yungblud21

Baby oil is not quite as sexy once you know where it comes from.

RodneyHardman

Groupies are always too young

yungblud21

Street urchins, now in regular, barbecue and nacho cheese.

Backinblack

"Okay! I'll adopt one! Just stop this horror, for the love of God!"

LilMcGil

And now we know stem cells can't grow talent.

yungblud21
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