Craptions Classics July 12, 2010

If the exhibition lasts more than 4 hours, they should call a physician.

jtklove

Other Craptions

It's not a racist display, we just couldn't fit the black ones through the door.

sybo

In an unrelated story, Paris Hilton was treated for a broken jaw at a hospital not two blocks away.

yeahme

The one place bankers can go without feeling like the biggest dicks in the room.

yungblud21

I call it: "My fine-arts degree isn't worth dick."

dramdan

The aliens received all of our spam emails, and decided to take the form that most interested us for their visit.

Julius_Goat

Some pinatas are filled with delicious candy. Others . . . aren't.

Julius_Goat

Sure, they were aggressive, but they didn't have any balls.

Versus

Still, I'd rather be here than in the asshole room

bcanders

Yet they have a surprisingly limp handshake

niceminnesota

The IRS Monument

metsfan

No, sir, no batteries included.

yungblud21

"Yes, we have drinking fountains. But I should warn you, you have to fiddle with them to get them to work."

Julius_Goat

So....Freud was right.

jtklove

You'll have to excuse my associates here, they're a bunch of dicks...

Backinblack
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